The Twilight Saga


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the story is about when emmett and nessie are home alone for 1 week. what will happen?
chap 1nessies pov
we where having a family meeting. my family and jacob. "listen nessie and emmett we have to go somewhere so you guys have to stay here." alice said "what? with emmett? mom dad?" "sorry sweetie." mom said. "jake is going to?" he looked sad."yeah with my pack and sams pack. im sorry nessie i begged for you to come but you cant." "its ok." i murmered. "were leaving at 6 am. and emmett when we cme back we would love to see the house in one piece." alice said. "oh so your saying ill destroy it?"he said. "yup, definatly, sadly yes." everyone said. "so me and nessie have to be bored?" "no you dont have to be bored but dont be stupid." edward said. "emmett if i come back and see that nessie doesnt look the way she is right now i swear..." jake said. "dont worry mutt i got it all under control." he said. he had a smug smile. this wasnt gonna be good. "emmett!" edward yelled. "dont think about it." "ok ok... when are you leaving again?" edward glared at him.
1 hour later
they were packing and getting everything ready. jake went to get his pack ready. i was gonna be bored. home. alone. with emmett! i cant believe they came to this conclusion. i shook my head. "sorry sweetie we didnt want to but we have no choice!" my dad said. "i could have just stayed with grandpa!" "ya but we need you here to take care of him!" "so im the babysitter?" "uh ya." wow. i didnt want to sleep i wanted to be with jake and my family. they were gonna be gone for 1 week. great! then at 6 i had to say goodbye. it was hard. then it was jakes turn. i bursted crying. i kissed him on the cheek. he lightned up a little. "be careful." he said. "you to." then he left. then emmett came in, wearing a vampire costume and in a dracule voice said."finally their gone muhahaha." i was gawking at him. "better not do anything stupid emmett!" "i wont promise. its in my blood." i laughed. this was gona be a long week.

chap 2 emmetts pov
i was soo bored. i was hanging upside down on the couch. no one telling me what to do for a week. sweet! i then said "hey nessie want to go to the walmart?" "sure." so we got into my jeep. i turned the volume all the way. the song was dont trust me by 30h!3. i sang every lyric. people were staring as we parked. i thought lets have some fun. i turned my volume down! "hey havent you guys ever heard someone sing before?" i yelled. nessie was blushing. "shut up emmett." "shes not taken anyone want her?" i said. a group of guys raised their hand. "me me noo me." then they started fighting. then one moron punched the idiot. nice. "emmett why did you say that?" "cause im emmett silly." she rolled her eyes."look at the holagens." she laughed. we went inside walmart. "are you hungry?" "no thanks." then she smiled.
nessies pov
i had an idea. ill get sugar and dump them into his animal blood. "excuse me." i said. "ill be by the toys." i started walking to the candy counter. i saw sugar sticks. i got one pack. payback, i smiled to myself. i went by emmett. he was riding a bike yelling weeeeeeeeeee. guess what? it was a dora bike. oh no. he crashed into a stack of clothes. underwear and bras. he took a braw and wore it. and he took a underwear and he wore that too. he started walking around the store. he found a wig. a purple wig. he put that on. "am i perrty or what?" he was posing. i was dieing of laughter. then a kid walked by. "are you gay?" he asked. "what? of course not silly." he said in a sweet voice. "now get out of here kid." the kid said " im not afraid of you. your not scary." oh no emmett will take that the wrong way. "emmett he didnt mean it." is said. he was glaring at him.
emmetts pov
who was he to tell me i wasnt scary? what if im not."listen kid go or ill scare you sooo much that you...." before he could finish his mom came. "sorry." then she said to him inhis ear "havent i told you not to talk to guys who wear bras, underwears and wigs?" "emmett get those things off now!" he wiggled his eyebrows. i have an idea.....

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LMFAOOOOOO!!! i love this sooooooo Much!!!! <3
Omg Noooo! im scared now!!
Post more plz!!!
thx guys!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! That's really funny! Keep me posted!!!!
V........Vo.........Vol............... Volt .........................Voltu..................Voltur.............Volturi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO

*Scream* What is hapening!!!!!

Sorry a little hyper I hust ate some sugar my self. Tee-hee.

-Sophia

P.S Live life with a smile!!
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lol nice
BAHAHAHAHA! It's all Ness's fault MWHAHAHA!
chap 5 nessies pov
what was the volturi doing here?!?! emmett is dead! "EMMETT! what are you doing?" "oh im just fighting felix!" "what?!?" "he came to us cause he was bored so Aro sent some of us here." alec said. this is all my fault. "would you like to fight?" jane asked. "um no thanks." "im sorry hes just so hyper." i was gonna smack emmett silly. "really emmett?" felix was losing. "calm down nessie where not gonna destroy anything!" demetri said. "fine." i said. so i just watched them fight. if my family and jake was here emmett wouldnt be. "emmett thats enough we should go." i said. "are you his babysitter?" jane asked. "yup! he acts like a 3 year old" i said not proud. poor rosalie. "im a grown up in bed!" emmett said. "emmett i didnt need to know that. yuck." "youll enjoy it if jake was here!" he said. that did it. i ran to him and smacked him. "hey!" he yelled "shut up! not true!""sureee!" "emmett." i screeched. "sorry, sorry!" he said. jane alec demetri and felix were laughing. "shut up losers!" i said. "im sorry but emmett got beaten by a girl!" felix said. "he always does. my mom and rosalie!" i said proudly. "not true!" emmett said. "really why did my mom beat you in arm wrestling!" i said. "be-because she was a new born!" he said quickly. "ya sure!" i said. "hey guys i want to show nessie how to wreslt a bear. wanna help?" i put my hand on his cheek. "emmett no thanks im half human and the volturi?!?!" "yup" he said. "can we do something else?" "hmmm ya i have an idea.....bowling!"
hahha emmet is such a dork haha i love him
plz post more soon this rocks!!!
BAHAHAHA! My gawd Emmett's an idiot...hahaha!
lmao so funny lol Emmett is so like 3 year old lol
i love it
the volturi and emmett teaching nessie how to wrestling a bear its something i want to see

I LOVE EMMETT
YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EMMETT IS FUNNEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME WHEN U WRITE MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

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