You know you're a TWILIGHT ADDICT if you make out with your twilight posters of Edward (or whichever team you are)
If someone says "Edward", "Sparkles", "Twilight" or anything else related you're head snaps up and you go "WHERE?!"
If your friends loved twilight, before you got addicted.
If you have at least one piece of twilight jewlery.
If you write fanfictions to keep you entertained.
If you rename yourself "Mrs Cullen".
If everybody in your class knows your addicted.
If you have to be held back after somebody insults twilight (or Edward in my case).
This has all happened to me. My friends don't touch my twilight stuff because more often than not it's Edward and it has been kissed, my head snaps up at the mere mention of SPARKLES, and I had three girls holding me back after one of my friends insulted Edward Cullen. I thrashed around, I (apparently) snarled (which I don't remember doing :S), I tried to bite them... I wasn't REALLY going to hurt her...!
You recognize every reply inhere from your own life (I do)
Your parents made quotas on how much you can talk about twilight, 'cause if they don't, you'll do it all the time
You pretend to be one of the characters from the saga (In my case, it's Renesmee.)
You still have more of theese
You can't say "Hold on tight" without saying "spidermonkey" (Soo imbarrasing. I do that all the time. I once wrote it in an english essay: "If i didn't hold on tight spidermonkey, I'd fall down.")
You don't do your homework, because you're to busy doing twilight stuff. (I've done that. I'm actually doing it right now.)
You almost start crying when someone badmouth twilight (I did that today. One of the boys in my class said: "All of the girls have watched 'Clipse - He didn't even realize there was an 'E', could've killed him - because they wanna stare at Taylor Lala - He didn't either know that he's named Lautner. Thank god one of my friends hold on to me. And then when i said: "Actually, it's a really good story, and so what if we think Taylor Lautner's hot?" He said: "He has Matas" - Danish beauty-shop - "in his entire face." I was soo close to killing him. From now on, I really hate him - witch is too bad, 'cause he was actually really good looking, but how can you date a guy, who badmouths twilight?)
Anytime you hear someone say a word from Twilight you smile.
When you're reading something else, anytime you see a word from Twilight you smile
You're first in line at the midnight premiers...because you camped there for 3 days
You name your kids after characters in Twilight
When you play games about Twilight (hehehe)
You know you are a Twilight addict when you do a Twilight themed tree with handmade ornaments and you make your own Twilight themed Christmas cards. They don't sell them so I made my own cards to give out. I also put quotes on the cards. I keep the books by my bed and read them over and over. I just finished New Moon again and am starting Eclipse.I have l;ost track of how many times I've read the books. Also I have made a cd with over a thousand pictures on it.