What if bella can dance? humor/romance ExB story.

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Permalink Reply by zhaydel_keekay on June 29, 2009 at 7:23am

hello!!!! here it is finally! the last part of chapter 20. whew! *whipes sweat from forehead* i hope you guys like it and i hope you enjoy every litlle scene in this chapter. comment me please and i'll be happy to comment back to you guys and maybe post mor....enjoy and comment!!!

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Chapter 20 karaoke night!!! Part 4


Alice and Quinn looked at each other than back at me. They both wore evil grins and rubbing their hands together. Rosalie and I raised an eyebrow at them as they both drag us to the back of the red curtain.

“Bella, wrap your shield on all of us.” Alice said in a business tone. I immediately did what she said; afraid on what the little pixie was planning.

“Alice what are you up to?” Rosalie said eyeing both Alice and Quinn curiously.

“Just wear these and I’ll tell you the rest” she said excitedly. Rosalie looked at me and shrugged. I followed her to the dressing curtain that Alice packed. Yes, the one she brought when she stopped Edward and I from the surprise, just to change my outfit.

I peeled my dress swiftly and put on a floral corset, red mini shorts and yellow sandals with striped legwarmers. I put on a green beanie and blue coat.

I went over to the girls who are all dressed up. I looked at Rosalie and she’s wearing a silver swimsuit, black and grey mini skirt with a black knee length boots and red coat.

On the other hand, Quinn was wearing a blue-green corset, green combat mini skirt, and combat high heels boots. She put a silver scarf around her neck and a brown coat. She was talking animatedly to Alice who is wearing a bikini top with mini shorts and pink heels. She put a heart bling around her neck and a pink coat.
(the girls' outfits:)

all girls_don't cha by zhaydel_keekay on Polyvore.com

I shook my head chuckling. Quinn noticed it and asked me why I’m shaking my head. I laughed and said

“We looked like the pussycat dolls, ready to sing don’t cha to our boyfriends.” I said while laughing.

Alice smiled then said “actually, we are.” I stopped laughing and looked at them with huge eyes.

“It’s just a random sing-dance along, not part of the contest.” Rosalie patted my back while explaining.

“Fine. So what are we going to do?” I asked enthusiastically.



Edward’s POV

Alice dragged Bella and the other girls at the back stage while Emmett and I are being praised by the boys. We smiled triumphantly and teased each other.

We were settling down at the couch when Alice’s thoughts entered my mind.

‘Edward, let Gail and drew out of the room, the next song is exclusively only for you guys. Tell them Bella said so.’
Drew noticed my change of demeanor and looked at me curiously. I smiled at him then said “drew and Gail, why don’t you guys take the some fresh air outside.”

They looked at me like I was crazy. I explained them briefly.

“If you don’t want to see your sisters seducing their boyfriends, I think it’s best if you shield your eyes and take some air from it.” Gail snorted but drew’s face was unreadable.

‘I think it’s going to be hard if I see them happy and content with their love ones when I’m still loveless.’ Drew thought.

“Okay, I’m going out.” drew nodded at me and I nodded back. Gail looked at me curiously but I just shrugged it off.

“I think it’s best if you accompany him” jasper said while patting Gail’s shoulder.

When Gail got out, the music started. I knew this song well. It’s ‘don’t cha’ by pussycat dolls. Alice and Rosalie always sing and dance to this song every time they heard it. Bella sang the first verse first.

Dolls, are you ready? Let's dance, dolls
Ooh, baby, dolls, fellas, are you ready?
Let's dance, ooh, baby

The curtain finally revealed the four girls looking as stunning and beautiful as ever, especially my dearest Bella. I grinned instantly at the sight of her. She swayed her hips effortlessly from side to side as she pointed her finger at me.

Bella:
I know you like me
(I know you like me)
I know you do
(I know you do)
That's why whenever I come around
She's all over you

Rosalie came at center stage she pointed seductively at Emmett. I rolled my eyes in response. I focused my attention to Bella as she sang back up as Rosalie sang her verse.

Rosalie:
And I know you want it
(I know you want it)
It's easy to see
(It's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind
I know you should be f*** me

Bella winked at me with a snap of her fingers. When the chorus came, the girls formed a V as they danced.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

They slapped they’re butts and the boys wolf whistled and yelled their girlfriend’s name. I winked at Bella as I mouthed ‘so sexy’. She laughed angelically in response as I grinned wickedly at her. I noticed that, even though there’s a coat covering her entirely, you can definitely still see her gorgeous curves.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha, don't cha?

She pointed a finger at herself as she sang the words. I nodded vigorously at her when she sang the next lines.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha, don't cha?

After the chorus, Bella, Quinn and rose walked over to the left of the stage as Alice came over to the right to sing her verse.

Alice:
Fight the feeling
(Fight the feeling)
Leave it alone

Jasper’s thought was really bothering me. I tried to block the mental pictures but it’s hard with the emotions flowing out of the boy’s body. I kicked him in the shin as I glared at him. He apologized through his thoughts and smiled sheepishly at me. I rolled my eyes and focused my mind on what matters most, my very sexy Bella.

(Leave it alone)
'Cause if it ain't love, it just ain't enough
To leave a happy home

Quinn and Alice exchanged places and did a little sway of their hips.

Quinn:
Let's keep it friendly
(Let's keep it friendly)

She moved her hips from side to side as she walked over to Gleb and sat on his lap. He gulped loudly and his thought entered my mind ‘just a little more, control yourself! Man it up, gleb! I can make it, I can make it!’

You have to play fair
(You have to play fair)
See, I don't care
But I know she ain't gon' wanna share

Quinn whispered the song to gleb’s ear and kissed it. Gleb was having an internal war. ‘I can make it, I can…no, I can’t! may be just a kiss…' I blocked his thoughts immediately. He grabbed Quinn’s waist but quinn got off of his lap. He instantly grabbed a pillow and crossed his legs. The guys laughed at him as he grumbled curses under his breath.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Rosalie sang the first line and took off her red coat to reveal her outfit. I looked at Emmett as his tongue flapped out of his mouth. He snapped out a few seconds then grabbed a throw pillow and put it on top of his lap. The jasper and I snickered as the two boys looked like in pain from the sudden arousal.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?

Alice sang the next line as she intently looked at jasper then tapped her head. She instantly took off her pink coat and jasper’s eyes widened. Out of no where, the feelings of lust and desire came smacking me like a baseball bat. Jasper crossed his legs and put both hands on his lap.

Don't cha, don't cha?

The girls formed again in a V, and while snapping one finger and swaying one arm from side to side. I grabbed a throw pillow, just in case, and put both hands on my lap.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?

Bella, the love of my existence, sang put on a pouty face and shrugged dramatically while putting her hands in the air like an innocent child.

In one swift movement, Bella pulled the strap of her coat and threw it on my face. The guys laughed at me but I didn’t care. I engulfed the scent of Bella from her coat and grabbed it out of my face slowly. I looked at my goddess from head to toe. Breathtakingly beautiful.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?

Quinn sang the next line and took off her coat and threw it at the side. She spanked her butt three times to make Gleb squirm on his seat.

Don't cha, don't cha?

Hot, freak, hot, freak
Hot like me, freak like me
Hot like me, freak
Hot like me, freak like me
Hot, freak, hot, freak, hot

I know I'm on your mind
I know we'd have a good time
I'm your friend, I'm fun
And I'm fine, I ain't lying
Look at me, you ain't blind

The girls swayed their hips, bump it to one another and sometimes grind on one another which make us squirm on our seats and clutched the pillows tighter. I looked over at Emmett while Rosalie and Quinn are grinding their bodies together. Emmett was clutching three pillows on his lap and even for a vampire, I think he looked flushed.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha, don't cha?

During the chorus, an unexpected thing happened. Gail and drew came in, with panicked faces and holding the door against their backs. All I can hear from their minds was ‘it’s okay, we’re safe, I think. They’re gone.’ What? Then the images came in. Gail and drew came up to the public stage outside, still wearing their costumes and started to sing but a few men got mad so the tried to attacked them, so they ran off.

A few angry voices came from the other side of the door and they started banging it wildly. All of us ignored them as the girls sang.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha, don't cha?

I know I'm on your mind
I know we'd have a good time
I'm your friend, I'm fun
And I'm fine, I ain't lying
Look at me, you ain't blind

Their poses were unique and rather a bit~ okay maybe a lot~ of a turn on. Rosalie was at the middle with hands on both sides of her hips while Alice and Quinn were on either side of Rosalie with their hands on their knees as they lean in. Bella on the other hand, was on a split, in front of Rosalie. The girls beamed at us and flew flying kisses.

I looked over at the four of us, we were clutching pillows tightly to our laps and our faces were full of lust, desire and pain. I sighed internally when Gail and drew broke into fits of laughter as well as the girls.

“Man! I can’t believe you convinced us to get out of the room. It would be totally awesome if we got some pictures of you four looking like that!” Gail exclaimed. The laughter started again but Bella and Alice cleared their throats.

“Actually, we do have some pictures of them.” Bella said holding pictures of us four in different angles.

“Ohh…let me see, let me see!” Gail and drew squealed like fan girls. They went off the far corner of the room and started guffawing on our embarrassing photos.

I looked at Bella sternly. She smiled sheepishly and kissed my cheek. I kissed her forehead and wrap my arms around her waist. She smirked at me while I rolled my eyes. She definitely knows how to distract me.

Bella and I were talking animatedly when I heard Emmett’s thoughts. ‘this would be awesome!!!’

Bella’s POV

Edward started chuckling and shaking his head when a familiar pop music blasted out of the speakers surprisingly.

A deep voice shouted coming from the speakers “LADIES AND GENTS, PLEASE WELCOME YOUR SPECIAL GUEST FOR THE NIGHT, EMMETTAH MONTANA!!!!”

I looked frantically around me and my eyes landed on someone on stage. I covered my mouth as I took in what Emmett was wearing. he wore a blonde wig with purple and pink highlights on it, a pink sequined t-shirt, blue and green glittered scarves, fake lashes, cowboy hat, a rubix pendant(don’t know where he got that), and Hannah Montana mic.
(emmett's outfit:)

emmett_hannah M. by zhaydel_keekay on Polyvore.com

Rosalie’s jaw dropped when Emmett started singing with a perfect voice of Hannah Montana.

Oh yea
Come on

You get the limo out front
Hottest styles, every shoe, every color

He slowly swatted his blonde hair then pointed his finger at us then strutted like a model.

Yea when you’re famous it can be kinda fun

He shrugged innocently then turned around while his free hand was in mid air like someone is going to take it. Rosalie looked horrified at the same time laughing her butt off. Jasper, gleb and Edward started to relax and enjoy the show.

It's really you but no one ever discovers

In some ways you're just like all your friends
But on stage you're a star

He stomped his foot on the stage then circled his free hand, outstretched, in the air. My eyes widened and clutched my arms around my waist from laughing.

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out, take it slow

He took three steps to the left while snapping his fingers and three steps to the right.

Then you rock out the show

He played an air guitar and pounded his fist in the air.

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that

He moved his hips a bit too much in a circular motion and pretended there’s a huge pot in front of him while stirring it using his mic. That was it, Rosalie, Alice and Quinn were all on the floor rolling and laughing their guts out while I clutched on Edward’s arm, trying to catch my breath.

It's the best of both worlds
The best of both worlds

You go the movie premiers

He modeled across the stage and did a wacky pose while giving us a flying kiss.

(Is that Orlando Bloom?)

He said the background voice in a manly tone then started jumping and squealing like a fan girl on stage. Out of no where, pillows were being thrown and fists were being pounded on the couches or floor that leaves a bit of hand print on it.

Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But school's cool cuz nobody knows

He patted his lips twice with his palm then patted his hips then flew a flying kiss at Drew. In response, he gagged mockingly while the rest of us clutched to anything that can help us to be on our seats.

Yea you get to be a small town girl
But big time when you play your guitar

You get the best of both worlds

He again did the three steps to the left with his fingers snapping then three steps to right.

Chillin' out take it slow
Then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that
It's the best of both
You know the best of both worlds

He did again the moves he did on the first chorus as our fits of laughter never died down.

Pictures and autographs

He posed half-squat with his palm on his lips attempting to do a flying kiss. He then grabbed a marker, and then ran in vamp speed towards jasper.

You get your face in all the magazines

He signed his signature on jasper’s forehead. Jasper’s eyes widened in shock and in disbelief. Another round of laughing fits erupted and jasper started shaking in anger so Alice kissed his cheek and murmured something in his ear that made jasper pretty much cheer up. I looked at them weirdly as Edward winced at my side and clutched me closer.

The best part's that
You get to be who ever you wanna be

Yea best of both

Emmett screamed on his mic, threw his cowboy hat on top of Edward’s head and pounded his fist in the air. I stood up and was followed suitely by the girls and Gail and Drew.

You get the best of both

We laughed and danced around the pop beat and shouted the lyrics together with Emmett.

Come on, best of both

Who would of thought that a girl like me
Would double as a superstar?

You get the best of both worlds
Chillin' out, take it slow
Then you rock out the show

You get the best of both worlds
Mix it all together and you know that
It's the best

You get the best of both worlds
Without the shades and the hair

He but a fake disbelief face then clutched at his blonde wig with the pink and purple highlights on it.

You can go anywhere

You get the best of both girls
Mix it all together

He, again, did his mixing move and flashed a gleaming smile on Rosalie.

Oh yea
It's so much better cuz you know

He walked hurriedly to the center stage and put one knee on the floor while he bowed his head while singing the last lines.

You've got the best of both worlds

When the last beat came, Emmett immediately snapped his head up and accidentally, his wig flew off his head and landed on jasper.

Everyone in the room quieted for a second then erupted in full blast laughter. Jasper took the wig off and yelled

“Emmett! I’m going to kill you!!!” Emmett ran pass us and out the door with jasper hot on his tail.

Everyone looked at each other and in exactly three seconds, the laughter again erupted. After a few tries of settling down, Quinn cleared her throat.

“Okay guys, before I say the winner or winners, I need to tell you that if you are chosen to be the winner, you only have one day to decide because we will leave on Sunday to whatever place in the world the winners like to go.” We nodded understandingly and all looked at Alice expectantly. She snapped out of her vision and smiled excitedly.

“It’s Edward and Emmett!!!” she clapped joyfully.

I turned around and kissed Edward on the lips. He was taking the kiss deeper so I have to pull away. He groaned silently as I smirked at him. “congratulations.” I said sweetly.

“Hey, you two cut that out! My eyes are bleeding.” Drew mumbled.

“Come on girls, let’s changed clothes.” Rosalie said, walking towards the backstage.

Alice stopped her and evilly looked at the rest of us.

“We can’t change clothes.” She stated. We all looked at her confusedly.

“It’s the punishment. We can’t change clothes not until we got to our winners’ reward destination.” I hanged my mouth open.

“WHAT?!!!” jasper and I shouted in disbelief.



Chapter 20 whole playlist:

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hey peeps!! i hope you guys enjoyed and i hope you'll comment me about everything you think about in this chapter.

Permalink Reply by zhaydel_keekay on June 30, 2009 at 1:40am

hahaha..i'm so glad ur laughing!!! i was a bit worried that maybe the chapter is not funny. thanks and i'll write as soon as i can

Permalink Reply by ♡ ραтιєη¢є.єℓιzαвєтн.ιяιѕ♡ on June 29, 2009 at 8:16am

*dies of laughter*
write more

Permalink Reply by ™★♪Russian She Devil♪★™ on June 30, 2009 at 1:35am

0OMG! i think i diied just about when emmett came out!

Permalink Reply by zhaydel_keekay on June 30, 2009 at 1:41am

haha..it was really a surprise...emmett was a bit jealous that the other guys dressed up except for him and edward. so he made his own show! lol

Permalink Reply by Ixy Cullen on June 29, 2009 at 8:30am

hahahaha

I love it

write more!!!

Permalink Reply by ღஐღJackie Clearwater Volturiღஐღ on June 29, 2009 at 9:24am

i cant stop laughing!!!

Permalink Reply by Marianne_Northman_Cullen on June 29, 2009 at 9:28am

Awesome chapter!!!!!!

Permalink Reply by MrS.CuLLeN! on June 29, 2009 at 12:38pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was so funny! HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plz write more really really soon!!!!!!!!!!
I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Permalink Reply by zhaydel_keekay on June 30, 2009 at 1:42am

wow!! just by reading your comment, i can feel the laughter coming out! lol anyway, i'll post and write more soon

Permalink Reply by Neo Rosalie on June 29, 2009 at 1:27pm

Emmett is so funny, i can't believe he sang a hannah montana song.

Permalink Reply by zhaydel_keekay on June 30, 2009 at 1:43am

yeah, i was really pondering on that idea for a very long time and who wouldn't know emmett aka emmettah has a new side of him

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