The Twilight Saga

{Characters beling to S.M. I may add a few}

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Emmett:

"Hey, Jas, wanna hear a Joke?"

Jasper:

"Um, sure?"

Emmett:

"Why leprechauns giggle while they walk in a field?

Jasper:

"Because the grass tickles their sack"

Emmett:

-Frowns- Dammit!

Nessie:

"Auntie Alice! Auntie Alice! What's a sack?"

Alice:

-stern look at Emmett and Jasper- "It's... um... another word for your ponytail! See, Nessie, you have a... sack."

Emmett and Jasper:

-Cracks up-

Nessie:
-eyes widen- "Really? I-I have a sack? WOOHOO!!! DADDY! DADDY! I HAVE A SACK! I HAVE A SACK!!"

Emmett and Jasper:

-On the floor laughing-

Alice: "

That's not funny. You two could be a little more mature. Now you have a little GIRL running around saying she has a sack." -laughs a little-

Jasper:

"Actually, you were the one that told her a sack -laughs- was a ponytail

 

~****~

Nessie:

"Daddy!!!"

Edward:

"Yes, sweetheart?"

Nessie:

"Guess what! Guess what!"

Edward:

-rolls eyes- "Sweetie, we went over this, no more saying Elephant butt after 'guess what'"

Nessie:

-puts hand on her hips- "No! Guess again!!!"

Edward:

"What, darling?"

Nessie:

-moves closer to Edward and whispers- "I have a... sack"

Edward:

-frozen-

Nessie:

"Auntie Alice, Uncle Emmett, and Uncle Jassy told me!!"

 

~****~

Edward:

"Alice, Emmett, Jasper!"

Alice, Emmett, Jasper:

"Uh-oh"

Edward:

"Why is my lovely daughter going around saying her has a..."

Jasper:

-laughs a little-

Emmett:

"What's the matter, Eddy? Can't get over the fact her sack is longer than yours?"

Jasper, Alice:

-laugh-

Edward:

"EMMETT!!"

Alice:

"Edward, calm down. She thinks a... sack... is a ponytail. There's absolutely nothing to worry about"

Edward:

-bends over to Nessie- "Angel, I dont want you saying that anymore."

Nessie:

"But why? My sack is really long! It almost reaches the floor!!"

Everyone:

-Laughs-

Edward:

"For me? Please?"

Nessie:

"Okay, Daddy, just for you." -kisses his cheek, hugs him, whispers the other way-Sack, teehee

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I know this was like random, but it's pretty funny. I am going to need some help, so send in your suggestions in the comments below and whoever's story-line is the best will get their as a chapter. I will be doing this every time I am about to post a chapter. It can be random, spontaneous, what ever you want it to be, but have to make it following the rules which is appropriateness. Thanks!!

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Lol... Keep going.

Haha Thanks

This is good.!

Keep going and keep me updated plz

Thank you!!

Lol! This is hilarious. Love it. Hope you will post more soon :)

I know it was so random but it's funny so whatever

Thanks! Will do

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *LAUGH* funnie much... Please update soon *GIGGLES* *BURST OUT LAUGHING*

update me plz this is hilarious

you should keep it going

 

Okaay
LOL. LMAOROTL. Straight through this!!! That is so friggin funny!! POST MORE.

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