The Twilight Saga

NOW COMPLETE If Kristen & Rob (and others?) got hooked on Twilight Fan Fiction

Yes it is crazy... but I thought it would be fun...

 

By Erica Bailey

 

 

Other Fan Fiction by Erica:

Cullens go to Hogwarts COMPLETE
Dawn of the Phoenix: Cedric goes to Forks IN PROGRESS
Eclipse EPOV IN PROGRESS

One Shots:

First Kiss EPOV COMPLETE
Edward Decides to Leave COMPLETE

Disclaimers: All Fan Fiction stories belong to the amazing and talented people in this group – Thank you!

 

Twilight Characters and story lines belong to Stephenie Meyer.

 

Rob & Kristen, and the rest of the cast, well, belong to themselves and I hope they don't mind that I am making up a story about them... I suppose there is enough of that in the tabloids that perhaps they are used to it. At least I acknowledge that this is entirely fictional... And I suppose they actually are way to busy too be reading Fan Fiction...

 

And I have no idea how to write an English accent, so I'm not even trying.

 

Here is the entire story in one PDF: Actors Hooked on Fan Fiction.pdf

 

Chapter 1: Curious

Chapter 2: First Sight/Site

Chapter 3: Hooked

Chapter 4: Research

Chapter 5: Complications

Chapter 6: Further Complications

Chapter 7: Laying it on the Line

Chapter 8: Intimacy

Chapter 9: Making Plans

Chapter 10: Frustration

Chapter 11: Hockey Night In Canada

Chapter 12: Clubbed

Chapter 13: The Sunday Morning After

Chapter 14: Balance

Chapter 15: Identities

Chapter 16: Contact

Chapter 17: Inspiration

Chapter 18: Who am I Talking to?

Chapter 19: To Post or Not to Post... that is the question

Chapter 20: The Poster Child for Encouragement

Chapter 21: Getting a Grip!

Chapter 22: Collaboration

Chapter 23: Ambush

Chapter 24: Good Team

Chapter 25: Fan Fiction Writer Saves the Day

Chapter 26: Press Release

Chapter 27: Premier

THE END...

 

Chapter 1: Curious RPOV

 

“Hey Kristen – they want us on set.”

 

“Sure, I'll be there in a minute.”

 

She sounded distracted, so I peered up into her on-set trailer to see what was up. She was sitting, cross-legged on her sofa, staring at her laptop. “Ah, sorry to interrupt, but what are you doing?”

 

“Um, nothing.”

 

Did she just do a Bella-blush? I thought that was just me when fans asked embarrassing questions – and Kristen gave embarrassing answers... She quickly clicked her lap top shut and jumped up off the sofa.

 

“So – to set... let's go.”

 

Always the consummate professional, Kristen delivered her lines flawlessly. However, while her performance was wonderful, I could see she was preoccupied. In between takes, it was as if her mind was somewhere else. She seemed anxious to be done.

 

“Is anything the matter?” I asked, concerned. After spending so much time filming Twilight and then on promotional tours, I had begun to feel as though we were friends – or at least friendly enough to ask when something was wrong.

 

She quickly snapped back to the present and looked at me, somewhat embarrassed, “Uh, nothing, I'm fine, really...”

 

“You seem a little... preoccupied.”

 

“Oh, am I not doing a good job? Am I slipping out of character?”

 

“No – actually your performance is brilliant. It's just, in between, you're not quite yourself. It's like you're not really here, if you understand my meaning.”

 

“Oh, well, I'm just thinking about a few things. No big deal – I'll try to be more present.”

 

“Sure, that's fine. I just wondered if something was the matter.” Just then we were called back to re shoot – back into Edward I go...

 

After a grueling 14 hour day we were done. I was famished and still a little concerned about Kristen. She had tried to make small talk after our earlier exchange, but something was still... off. She didn't kid around and laugh like usual. I though I should try to see if she was really okay.

 

“I'm famished. Do you want to get a bite to eat?”

 

“I think I'll just head back to my room. I'm exhausted.”

 

“Sure.. well then – see you tomorrow.”

 

“Ya.” she headed off to her hotel suite.

 

I figured, since I didn't really want to eat alone in a restaurant, and everyone else had split up after we wrapped for the day, I might as well order room service.

 

I searched around for a discarded copy of the Vancouver Sun on set and headed back myself. For the shoot, we were staying in hotel apartment suites over-looking the ocean. The view was amazing and it was nice to have our own space. This really is a beautiful city, I thought as I rode up to my floor – the same floor as much of the main cast.

 

As I got off the elevator and headed to my room, I heard a cackle coming from Kristen's apartment. What was that? I leaned in and it sounded like she was having trouble breathing... “Kristen” I pounded on the door, “Kristen, all you all right? Do I need to get security?”

 

I heard loud footsteps coming to the door and stopped in my tracks, momentarily worried that there might be some crazed fan on the other side who had Kristen and was now coming for me. But when the door swung open, I saw that it was Kristen. She was already dressed in her comfy sweats, but her face was beat red with evidence of tears. Her eyes, though, weren't sad – they flashed with a mixture of humour and embarrassment.

 

“What is going on, Kristen – are you all right? I thought... well I thought someone had you in there.” I was suddenly uncomfortable for the intrusion. Perhaps she did have someone in there... Perhaps I should quickly excuse myself.

 

But before I could, she gave me a sly grin. “Sure – I'm great!” her words burst out as if she was trying to stifle a laugh. Now I was as curious as Edward... “It's just me...”

 

“What is going on with you? Was that laughter I heard?” I was beginning to wonder if she was mental.

 

She rolled her eyes, “Okay, Rob, some on in... You've got to see this for yourself.” She opened the door wider in invitation as she trotted off to the area she had set up as her office.

 

I shut the door behind me and followed... Her office area was reasonably neat, with carefully stacked piles of re-writes, a yellow pad with notes, and a few empty water bottles. She toggled the mouse attached to her laptop to clear the automatic screen saver. I looked at the screen to see what she had been laughing at.

 

“It's some crazy fan site for the Twilight series. People actually write fan fiction and post it here for others to read and comment on. Some of it is pretty funny.”

 

What, I thought, fans writing stories on Twilight? My life really had gone completely mad.

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i love it
this is just too funny
:) Grins
LOL i love it
This is an awesome idea. it takes "Fan Fic" to a whole new level. Fans of the twilight cast should be proud! :)
That was too funny. Wonder if she was she reading the Cullen's camping trip? LOL
Great idea! I look forward to more!
That was really good! Are you going to write anymore???
Chapter 2: First Sight/Site

“I can't believe we didn't find this before.” I marveled as Kristen scrolled through the lists of stories written by fans of the series. “This is completely mad.”

“I know.” Kristen smiled slyly, while she scrolled and clicked on each subsequent page until she found something she was looking for. “Check this out – there's one about you, umm, as you... yourself... It's, ah, very entertaining.”

“What?” I read the description and immediately felt my checks flush red.

“Ah, ya.” was her only reply.

“What else is there?” I quickly grabbed the mouse and navigated back to the list. “Anything about you?”

“Not that I've found yet. Actually, you and Edward seem to be the most popular targets, although there are several stories from Bella's 'POV' as they call it – and even some from other characters, like Jasper, Alice, Nessie, Jacob... I think I even saw one from Charlie's.”

“So, what were you laughing about when I thought you were being accosted?”

“Oh, there's this one story about Bella going camping with the Cullens. It is hilarious. The writer nailed Emmet.”

“Really?”

“Ya – that one just finished, so the complete story is there, which is good 'cause I hate waiting for the next installment...”

“Is that why you were so preoccupied this afternoon – waiting for the end of this camping story?”

She flushed again – being Bella was sure having an impact on her. “No, not exactly... there's this other story about Bella and Edward, except they are both human. Edward is a dance instructor or something. I've been reading it for awhile and it was just getting good, and now I am stuck waiting for the next chapter. It's driving me nuts!”

“You're really into this, aren't you” I looked at her incredulously.

“Not really!” she shot me an annoyed look, “it's just something to pass the time when we're not on set, or in between shots. There's only so much I can take of daytime TV, you know.”

“Sure.” I chuckled, “I suppose. Well, I'm just glad to know my co-star isn't mental. We've got a few more sequels to shoot.”

She glared at me as I left for my own suite. Imagine, hung up on stories written by the fans... crazy...

Only, now I was wondering, what other stories could there be?
Chapter 3: Hooked

I quickly got back to my suite and went straight to my laptop. What was that site? After a few failed attempts, I googled it – thetwilightsaga.com. I see, I was missing the “the”... Now where were the fan stories... hmm, under discussion? No... maybe groups? Oh, yes, here it is Fan Fiction. Wow there are over 50 pages of titles. People are really into this...

This is ridiculous. What am I doing – reading fan fiction. Don't I get enough of Edward all day at work? I shook my head. Maybe I'm just stressed. I should play some music.

I left my laptop on the desk, the browser still open, and went to my guitar. Playing always made me relax and helped me shake off the stress and exhaustion of pretending to be someone else. It brought me back to myself...

However, after only a few songs and some playing around with chord transitions, I found myself glancing back at the laptop. What was it that Kristen found so funny? Some story about a camping trip? Well, it couldn't be too stressful – it actually sounded like a good laugh. I could use a good laugh. So I set down my guitar and went back to the computer.

It took a bit of searching, but I finally found the story. Hmmm, it does look kind of funny, I thought. And so I read, and read, and read. It was, actually, pretty good. And Kristen was right – Emmet's character was hilarious... I immediately felt better. This was fun. I wonder what else there is...

Before I knew it, it was 2:30 am by the digital clock on the BlueRay. Man, I've got to be up and at make up by 6 am. I'd better get some sleep. How in the world did the time slip by so quickly?
i am so lovin this story
made me smile through the whole thing
I love this....I actually read somewhere that Rob actually does read FanFictions and was surprised by how good they were.....The last part was dead on...I start reading and next thing you know its 5 in the morning...LOL
I know what you mean... anyway, I had heard that too - I think it was a GQ Magazine... but does he read my fan fiction - and does he like it... these are things I want to know! LOL! Actually - it would be an incredible honour to find out any of them or Stephenie have read something I wrote and liked it... though I'm not sure how one would ever find that out, really... anyway, hope you enjoy the rest of the story!

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