Cullens Have Facebook
Here is something; the Cullen family have Facebook . . . . And other characters to clarify ;) Please
enjoy ^.^
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This isn't finished, clearly (It won't be). But don't bother to look :)
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Name: Bella Cullen (Duh!)
Username: |LambIsALionForever|
Age: (Hmm, might as well lie for this one.) 18
Genere: (Female, wait, there is only male?! Ugh, some form.) Rather Not Say
Race: (What the hell? Why does it say Vampire . . . ?) Human.
Do you like Edward's kisses? (Ok, this is weird . . . how the hell do they know?! Oh, right, he has a facebook and puts embarrassing things.) Sure.
Do you like shoping? No.
Do you like makeovers? No.
Do you like to read? Yes.
Do you like music? Yes.
Do you like to sleep? (Hehe.) Yes.
Do you like art? No.
Do you like P.E? Defenetley no.
Do you like school? Depends.
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Name: Alice Cullen
Username: EvilLittlePixieShopper
Age: (Er- better lie) 17
Genere: (Weird; I'm not a male!!) Rather Not Say
Race: (Oh no, I bet Emmett did something to the company!) Human
Do you like Jasper's touch? (Umm, creepy . . . its defenetley Emmett.) Rather not say.
Do you like shopping? YES
Do you like makeovers? YES
Do you like to read? (Boring as hell!) No
Do you like music? Yes
Do you like to sleep? (I wish *sighs*) Yes
Do you like art? (If it involves fashion!) Yes
Do you like P.E? No (It ruins my shoes.)
Do you like school? No.
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Name: Carlise Cullen
Username: Cool_Doc_Awesome_Daddy
Age: 638 (Oops!)
Genere: (Ah, there's male) Male.
Race: (Emmett!!) Human.
Do you love Esme? (How does he or she know here? *Looks around the house*) Yes.
Do you like shopping? Only antiques.
Do you like makeovers? Only for needed people.
Do you read? (I have read 12,978 books) Yes.
Do you like music? (Hmm, how I love Justin Timberlake, such a hottie) Yes.
Do you like to sleep? (I don't have ecxperience.) Yes.
Do you like art? (How I love the Monliza. I forgot I have it on the attick!) Yes.
Do you like P.E? (*Shakes head*) No.
Do you like school? (I work!) Rather not say.
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Name: Jasper Whitlock Hale Cullen
Username: Civil_War-Emo_Dude
Age: (Yes, yes yes, lie.) 18.
Genere: (Hmm, there is only male) Male.
Race: (I won the bet!! Whohoo!! Oops, I hope Edwards didn't catch that) Human.
Do you like the clothes Alice picks you? (Er - I hope she doesn't sees this.) No, repulsive.
Do you like shopping? (*stares at the computer*) No.
Do you like makeovers? (Only for people at the Civil War.) Rather not say.
Do you read? (Only Civil War 1, 2, volumes) Yes
Do you like music? (*Sings the National Flag Theme*) Yes
Do you like to sleep? (No, I'd rather shop) Yes.
So you like art? (The Civil War paintings are full of blood *drools* No! That is my people!) Yes.
Do you like P.E? (It reminds me of the battle) No.
Do you like school? (I rather read my books and spend time with Alice.) No.
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Name: Jacob Black
Username: Doggie_Wants_His_Treat
Age: 19
Genere: Male (Duh, I can't be a female!)
Race: (Why are there only vamire? This is a load of crap!) Human.
Do you love Renesmee? (Whoa, whoa. I have to protect her more.) Rather not say.
Do you like shopping? (Is this a joke?) No.
Do you like makeovers? (Hello??!! This person right here is a male not a female!!) No.
Do you like to read? (This is *Beep*. What the *beep* is this *beep*?!) No.
Do you like music? (Hell yeah!) Yes.
Do you like art? (Boorriinngg!!) No.
Do you like P.E? (Running is the best, but if I show how fast I run, they'll check for steroids, which I don't have.) Yes.
Do you like school? (What a waste of your life!) No.
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Name: Edward Cullen
Username: Sparkly_Guy635
Age: 17 (How irrational.)
Genere: (How come the is only male? This is injustice.) Male.
Race: (Please god, Emmett didn't buy the company!) Human.
Do you love Bella? (*Wide eyes* This has to be Emmett.) With all my cold heart.
Do you like shoping? (Only with Bella, which is not often. Last time it was three years ago.) No.
Do you like makeovers? (Weird . . . ) No.
Do you like to read? (Bella is something I want to read everyday *sighs*) Yes.
Do you like music? (Clair de Lune is the best.) Yes.
Do you like Art? Yes. (Painting Bella is my favorite.)
Do you like P.E? No. (I could hurt a human.)
Do you like school? No. (I have less time with Bella alone.)
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Name: Rosalie Hale Cullen
Username: Blond_Girl_For_Emmy
Age: 18
Genere: (Eeekk!! Only male?!) rather not say.
Race: (Emmettt!!!!!!!!) Human
Do you love Emmett? (Creepy) Only when he behaves.
Do you like shopping? Yes.
Do you like makeovers? Yes.
Do you like to read? Sometimes.
Do you like music? Yes.
Do you like Art? Yes.
Do you like P.E? No. (It ruins my hair! What are they thinking?!)
Do you like school? No.
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Permalink Reply by little-dino on -
:) Thanks :) Really!
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Name: Esme Cullen
Username: Mother_Of_Seven_Wonderful_Children
Age: (Very offensive! Don't they have more privacy?) Rather not say.
Genere: (Goodgrief! Emmett is behind this, I know with a mother's heart!) Rather not say.
Race: (Ok, I will take Emmett's jeep right this instant! *Five minutes later* That's better!) Human.
Do you love Carlisle? (Oh my goodness!) Yes.
Do you like shopping? Yes. (Only antiques.)
Do you like makeovers? Yes. (If it involves house makeovers.)
Do you like to read? Yes. (Just for my Carlisle's sake! He'd been trying to convince me, so I gave up, but ended reading nothing, just pretending. Oops! I hope Edward didn't hear!)
Do you like music? Yes.
Do you like art? Yes. (It is part of my collection)
Do you like P.E? No. (I have never tried it before.)
Do you like school? When I was young. (That's all, good *smiled tenderly to the computer screen*)
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Permalink Reply by Bella Cullen (hailey) on -
love it!!
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Permalink Reply by little-dino on
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Aww, thank you so much!
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Permalink Reply by little-dino on
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Thanks for your enthusiasm! (Not sure how to spell it . . .)
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Name: Emmett Cullen
Username: Emmy_BearLovesToTeaseStupidHumans
Age: 17
Genere: (Ha! There is only male! Jajaja *rolls on the floor laughing*) Male.
Race: (Darn it!! I lost the bet! Now I own him $300,000!!) Human.
Do you want your Jeep back? (*beep* I do want it back! I would catch a grenade for it! Then maybe throw it at Esme *A loud screech from his mother*) Yes.
Do you like shopping? (You have no idea; I can do things to upset Alice!! I hope they don't put it as gay.) Yes.
Do you like makeovers? (if it involves paint!) Maybe.
Do you like to read? (No way in hell!) No.
Do you like music? (Ahh, I love Justin Bieber!! *squeaks like a fan girl*) Yes.
Do you like art? No. (If I get to spray paint on people.)
Do you like P.E? (Not anymore; Eddy-poo changed Bella and now I can't laugh five times a week! But only to see Rosalie's *beep*) Yes.
Do you like school? (No! It's a load of *beep*) No.
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Permalink Reply by little-dino on
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Name: Seth Clearwater
Username: WhyCouldn't_I_FightTheNewborns_
Age: 17 (I wish I could grow up fast, so they won't treat me like a kid.)
Genere: Male. (Good thing I'm not a female, hehe.)
Race: Human. (I wonder why there is only vampire . . . .)
Did you want to fight the newborns? (Okey - dokey, I've heard Facebook is good to socialize with people, but I didn't know that Facebook it the one to soialize with!) Rather not say.
Do you like shopping? (Hmm, if I say yes, Emmett and Jacob would make fun of me. And if I say no, then Alice will take me shoppig five times a day. *Five Hours later of thinking* Got it!) Rather not say.
Do you like makeovers? (Isn't that the same as shopping?) No.
Do you like to read? (Ok, I only read because people make me. But I'm not sure if it counts.) Yes.
Do you like music? Yes. (I have music in my head right now; LOOK AT ME NOW!)
Do you like art? (I like seeing paintings of wolfs, though it's kind of stupid since I see Paul blow up six times a day.) Yes.
Do you like P.E? Yes. (Whoohoo!! It's the best, you feel free! Too bad we can't use the road *frowns*)
Do you like school? No. (No matter how I try, the pack won't let me skip school. And look at them! They skip school every single *beep* day! Holy *beep*! Did I just curse?)
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Permalink Reply by little-dino on
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Name: Aro Volturi
Username: I_WILL_Kill_TheCullens_OneDay
Age: (Haha, I'm 600 years old! Whoohoo, I can do whatever I want!!) Rather not say.
Genere: Male (Dear Facebook, do I look like a female? *Facebook aswers - Isn't the hair something to explain about?*)
Race: (If this is the Cullens, they will porovoke the Volturi! A.K.A: Me!) Human.
Do you need help to destroy the Cullens? (Ahem, I have thousands of guards, I don't need help. *Facebook answer - think again.* 0.0) No.
Do you like shopping? (If it involves weapons and powers.) Rather not say.
Do you like makeovers? No.
Do you like reading? Sometimes. (There isn't anything intresting, though I am reading a novel about a human and a vampire, similar to Bella and Edward . . .)
Do you like music? (Hmm, I think Shakira would like to visit me . . . .) Yes.
Do you like art? (If it's a portrait of myself) Yes.
Do you like P.E? (I haven't tried that before . . . . meh,) Yes.
Do you like school? (Just this once, I will ask the Cullens of school.) No.
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Permalink Reply by little-dino on
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Thanks so much for that encouraging comment! :D
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Permalink Reply by little-dino on
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Name: Tanya Denali
Username: I_WantMy_Eddie-poo_Back
Age: (I could lie and say I'm young!) 17
Genere: (Humph! As if only boys exists!) Rather not say.
Race: (Ughh, I wish I was the Bella race!!) Human.
Would you kill yourself for Edward? (Yes, but then I won't see him again, which stinks!) Maybe.
Do you like shopping? (Ohh, you have to idea which stores I go to get my Eddie back.) Yes.
Do you like makeovers? Yes.
Do you like to read? (Only if Eddie reads with me.) Maybe.
Do you like art? Yes. (I have a dozen portraits of Edward in my room.)
Do you like music? Yes.
Do you like P.E? Yes.
Do you like school? (I don't even go to school! I always stalk Edward!)
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