The Twilight Saga


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the story is about when emmett and nessie are home alone for 1 week. what will happen?
chap 1nessies pov
we where having a family meeting. my family and jacob. "listen nessie and emmett we have to go somewhere so you guys have to stay here." alice said "what? with emmett? mom dad?" "sorry sweetie." mom said. "jake is going to?" he looked sad."yeah with my pack and sams pack. im sorry nessie i begged for you to come but you cant." "its ok." i murmered. "were leaving at 6 am. and emmett when we cme back we would love to see the house in one piece." alice said. "oh so your saying ill destroy it?"he said. "yup, definatly, sadly yes." everyone said. "so me and nessie have to be bored?" "no you dont have to be bored but dont be stupid." edward said. "emmett if i come back and see that nessie doesnt look the way she is right now i swear..." jake said. "dont worry mutt i got it all under control." he said. he had a smug smile. this wasnt gonna be good. "emmett!" edward yelled. "dont think about it." "ok ok... when are you leaving again?" edward glared at him.
1 hour later
they were packing and getting everything ready. jake went to get his pack ready. i was gonna be bored. home. alone. with emmett! i cant believe they came to this conclusion. i shook my head. "sorry sweetie we didnt want to but we have no choice!" my dad said. "i could have just stayed with grandpa!" "ya but we need you here to take care of him!" "so im the babysitter?" "uh ya." wow. i didnt want to sleep i wanted to be with jake and my family. they were gonna be gone for 1 week. great! then at 6 i had to say goodbye. it was hard. then it was jakes turn. i bursted crying. i kissed him on the cheek. he lightned up a little. "be careful." he said. "you to." then he left. then emmett came in, wearing a vampire costume and in a dracule voice said."finally their gone muhahaha." i was gawking at him. "better not do anything stupid emmett!" "i wont promise. its in my blood." i laughed. this was gona be a long week.

chap 2 emmetts pov
i was soo bored. i was hanging upside down on the couch. no one telling me what to do for a week. sweet! i then said "hey nessie want to go to the walmart?" "sure." so we got into my jeep. i turned the volume all the way. the song was dont trust me by 30h!3. i sang every lyric. people were staring as we parked. i thought lets have some fun. i turned my volume down! "hey havent you guys ever heard someone sing before?" i yelled. nessie was blushing. "shut up emmett." "shes not taken anyone want her?" i said. a group of guys raised their hand. "me me noo me." then they started fighting. then one moron punched the idiot. nice. "emmett why did you say that?" "cause im emmett silly." she rolled her eyes."look at the holagens." she laughed. we went inside walmart. "are you hungry?" "no thanks." then she smiled.
nessies pov
i had an idea. ill get sugar and dump them into his animal blood. "excuse me." i said. "ill be by the toys." i started walking to the candy counter. i saw sugar sticks. i got one pack. payback, i smiled to myself. i went by emmett. he was riding a bike yelling weeeeeeeeeee. guess what? it was a dora bike. oh no. he crashed into a stack of clothes. underwear and bras. he took a braw and wore it. and he took a underwear and he wore that too. he started walking around the store. he found a wig. a purple wig. he put that on. "am i perrty or what?" he was posing. i was dieing of laughter. then a kid walked by. "are you gay?" he asked. "what? of course not silly." he said in a sweet voice. "now get out of here kid." the kid said " im not afraid of you. your not scary." oh no emmett will take that the wrong way. "emmett he didnt mean it." is said. he was glaring at him.
emmetts pov
who was he to tell me i wasnt scary? what if im not."listen kid go or ill scare you sooo much that you...." before he could finish his mom came. "sorry." then she said to him inhis ear "havent i told you not to talk to guys who wear bras, underwears and wigs?" "emmett get those things off now!" he wiggled his eyebrows. i have an idea.....

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OME!! Emmett is really stupid. I loved this new chapter. I am officaly addicted.
oh...my...goodness. this is so funny! add me as a friend and keep me posted, please!
lol love it.... this is great!!!
love it! keep me updated?
thx guys!
Wow, i like your story!
chap 6 nessies pov
of God not bowling. "please emmett no!" "nessie live a little!" he said "you act like your mother! God! what has the world turn into? teens at your age want to have fun" "ya but your definition of fun has dangerous written all over it!" i said. he just mimicked me. chick. when we got to the bowling alley emmett yelled "everyone get out a fire has started!" everyone ran out. "great now its us vampires...and a half." jane said. i glared at her. we got our teams. me, demetri and jane. emmett, felix and alec on the other team. so we started. so far we where winning. lets say if emmett could burn the building he would have. suddenly he got so mad at demetri he threw the ball at him. if emmett threw the ball at jane he would be on the floor crying and yelling mommy daddy. them demetri got mad so he threw one at emmett. oh no. then they started throwing bowling balls at each other. balls where everywhere. i ran and hid. "come one nessie!" emmett yelled. "ya but if i join i might not have a head!" i yelled back at him. "whimp" he yelled. "son of a ......"emmett yelled. then i heard a beep before he said it. someone got a strike! i looked up i saw emmett was doing a victory dance. it wasnt looking pretty. i wish i was with my family. oh why god? why me? then before anything could happen firefighters, poilceman came. "wh-what? we got a emergency call saying their was a fire!" "oh well....we burnt it out!" felix said. i ran out before i got in trouble. i heard them say "what happened." but before they could finish the sentence all of them yelled in pain. jane. they came running out laughing. "humans are so weak!" demetri said. "so nessie are you ready for your wrestling match?" emmett asked. "im really tired can we do it tomorrow?" "fine." emmett said. so we headed home. what was emmett gonna do tomorrow?
I don't even want to think what Emmett will do tomorrow. Amazing chapter, as usual. Write more soon.
i loved it
if people knew better they wouldnt move wehen the vampires said there is a fire
they would be the first one to run
hilarious
keep going
lmao!!!!!!!! This is funny
POST Moreeeeeeee SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN
lmao lol Emmett is so stupid some times
WRITE MORE VERY VERY SOON PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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