The Twilight Comedy... I <3 Boobies (~written by: Alexa, Caroline, Claudia) PG-13
SETH: -walks in with I <3 boobies bracelet-
JARED: Oh, I think we should ALL get those bracelets
LEAH: Seth! That is offensive!
PAUL: It's not offensive if you've actually seen them.
SAM: Yeah I mean like Emily-
EMILY: Sam!
SAM: ... is the most beautiful girl in the world -whispers- THEY'RE HUGE!!
JACOB: Come on guys, let's be serious... Nessie's are way bigger.
QUIL: Well Claire...
PAUL: SHE"S LIKE SIX!!
QUIL: No!... she's six... and a half
JARED: Yeah, half of Kim's size
NESSIE: -walks in from the beach in bikini with Claire- Hey guys, what's up?
GUYS: -staring-
NESSIE: -looks at herself- What? Do I have something on my on my face?
SETH: -widens his eyes- Uh... I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
JACOB: We should get going
NESSIE: Wait, lemme fix my hair -drops rubber band- Aw, crap. -bends over, pick up rubber band-
GUYS: -eyes widened, jaws drop-
NESSIE: -flips her hair up- Okay, let's go
QUIL: Um, I'm going to see how Seth's doing.
PAUL: Uh, me too. -both leave to the bathroom-
CLAIRE: Quiiillll!
~~ :D ~~
JAKE AND NESSIE: -In the car-
NESSIE: What was that all about?
JACOB: Nothing! Nothing...
-few minutes later-
NESSIE: -gasps- Ew! I get it now! Guys are so perverted!
Tags: <3, Black, Breaking, Claire, Comedy, Cullens, Dawn, Eclipse, Emily, I, More…
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Permalink Reply by OMGitsALEX on -
Is that a good thing?
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Haha Thanks
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Permalink Reply by OMGitsALEX on
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Oh thank you :)
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Permalink Reply by ♥ Sidney ♥ on -
lol thats funny
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lol thanks
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Permalink Reply by OMGitsALEX on
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Thank you, mucho appreciato
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Permalink Reply by The Flowers on -
Awesome! Write more. Keep me updated please
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Haha okay, and thanks
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Permalink Reply by Bella Cullen (hailey) on -
love it!!! add more plz and update me!!!
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Permalink Reply by OMGitsALEX on
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No prob, thanks
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was hilarious :) Write more soon! :D
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Permalink Reply by OMGitsALEX on
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Yeah... lolz okay thx
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