The Twilight Saga

The Twilight Comedy... I <3 Boobies (~written by: Alexa, Caroline, Claudia) PG-13

SETH: -walks in with I <3 boobies bracelet-

JARED: Oh, I think we should ALL get those bracelets

LEAH: Seth! That is offensive!

PAUL: It's not offensive if you've actually seen them.

SAM: Yeah I mean like Emily-

EMILY: Sam!

SAM: ... is the most beautiful girl in the world -whispers- THEY'RE HUGE!! 

JACOB: Come on guys, let's be serious... Nessie's are way bigger.

QUIL: Well Claire...

PAUL: SHE"S LIKE SIX!!

QUIL: No!... she's six... and a half

JARED: Yeah, half of Kim's size

NESSIE: -walks in from the beach in bikini with Claire- Hey guys, what's up?

GUYS: -staring-

NESSIE: -looks at herself- What? Do I have something on my on my face?

SETH: -widens his eyes- Uh... I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!

JACOB: We should get going

NESSIE: Wait, lemme fix my hair -drops rubber band- Aw, crap. -bends over, pick up rubber band-

GUYS: -eyes widened, jaws drop-

NESSIE: -flips her hair up- Okay, let's go

QUIL: Um, I'm going to see how Seth's doing.

PAUL: Uh, me too. -both leave to the bathroom-

CLAIRE: Quiiillll!

~~ :D ~~

JAKE AND NESSIE: -In the car-

NESSIE: What was that all about?

JACOB: Nothing! Nothing...

-few minutes later-

NESSIE: -gasps- Ew! I get it now! Guys are so perverted!

Tags: <3, Black, Breaking, Claire, Comedy, Cullens, Dawn, Eclipse, Emily, I, More…Jared, Leah, Moon, Nessie, New, Pack, Quil, Renesmee, Sam, Seth, Twilight, bracelet

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Is that a good thing?
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