SETH: -walks in with I <3 boobies bracelet-
JARED: Oh, I think we should ALL get those bracelets
LEAH: Seth! That is offensive!
PAUL: It's not offensive if you've actually seen them.
SAM: Yeah I mean like Emily-
SAM: ... is the most beautiful girl in the world -whispers- THEY'RE HUGE!!
JACOB: Come on guys, let's be serious... Nessie's are way bigger.
QUIL: Well Claire...
PAUL: SHE"S LIKE SIX!!
QUIL: No!... she's six... and a half
JARED: Yeah, half of Kim's size
NESSIE: -walks in from the beach in bikini with Claire- Hey guys, what's up?
NESSIE: -looks at herself- What? Do I have something on my on my face?
SETH: -widens his eyes- Uh... I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
JACOB: We should get going
NESSIE: Wait, lemme fix my hair -drops rubber band- Aw, crap. -bends over, pick up rubber band-
GUYS: -eyes widened, jaws drop-
NESSIE: -flips her hair up- Okay, let's go
QUIL: Um, I'm going to see how Seth's doing.
PAUL: Uh, me too. -both leave to the bathroom-
~~ :D ~~
JAKE AND NESSIE: -In the car-
NESSIE: What was that all about?
JACOB: Nothing! Nothing...
-few minutes later-
NESSIE: -gasps- Ew! I get it now! Guys are so perverted!