The Twilight Saga

this is a short fan fic for laughs..its truth or dare writh the cullens...and the pack so they are gonna do some crazy things! btw takes place after breaking dawn~ nessie is 19. clair is 18 :) jope you like it!

chapter 1
hehe..its your turn!

gereral pov:

Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Rose, Bella, Edward, Nessie, Jake, Paul, Rachel, Quil, Clair, Embry, Sam, Emily, Jared, Kim, Seth, Leah, (brady and colin were busy that day) were all in the small house on the treaty line. The house had two rooms and was big enough to fit the pack in it as well as the cullens. They all sat in a circle on the wood floor.

"I'm going first!" alice chimed . "I pick .....jacob, jacob truth or dare or confess?" she asked him

" Hmm...lets make this intresting , i pick....ipick... truth." jake said

"aw!....come on jake!" emmett, sam and paul complained. "Fine!...dare"

"Ok,... jacob i dare you to.... put on a full piece purple bathing suit and run up and down main street, it has to be tight!" alice finished her dare for jacob

"aw come on really?.....please no." he pleaded

" fine.... make that a bikini" alice said evily "Cuz thats so much better!" jake said sarcasticly

"Ill get it" she said and with that ran out the front door






should i continue?

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here is jake s bikini
Hahaha this is funny! write more please :)
chapter 1 continued
hehe its your turn... general pov:

five mins later:
"im back!" alice said not out of breath. "Oh great!" jacob kept the sarcasm coming. " go put it on !" alice said staring at him in a way that said, if you dont put this on i will kill you.

" im goin im goin" he said. 2 mins later jake walked out and said are you happy now?
"dude that is the most revolting *laughs* sight *laughs* i have ever seen." emmett spit out through laughter. leah emily rachel clair nessie and bella all looked away.

"hey alice i cant belive that jacob is a guy" rose spat out laugh
"ok, now time to run up main street!" alice said jumping up and down,"ive got a video cam" leah wispered to rose, who nodded. jacob and alice went out the door. 10 seconds later leah followed with rose at her side.they caught all the eye poping looks from strangers then charlie.

" Jacob?!, is that you" charlie asked from across the street. "oh crap!" jacob said running faster which made more people look at his revolting site. when they got back jacob quickly changed while he did leah and rose showed every one else the video. they all rolled on the floor laughing.

"ok jacob truth dare or confess some one." alice said laughing hard "ok rosea-leech, you have to-" " wait i have to pick remember!" "i pick truth" ...."ok... um...damn you ros i have nothing"
ahhhhhhhhh hila\rious keep me updated please lol
LOL This is so cool! please write more!!
thanks alll i will indeed write more....hehe..im sick today so il write more now!
continue plez nd keep me updated as well plez! :)
"ive got one!" leah said leaning over to jake and wispering it to him. jake nodded, " no, wait! i change my mind! dare!" every one nodde in agree ment. "ok rosa-leech i dare you to make out with paul, then put on a wedding dress and go tell billy and carlise that your married. rosalies eyes popped out of her head "why didnt i stick with truth?" she mumbled under her breath

" i have a wedding dress for rose ill go get it!-" "no paul is wereing it!" jake screeched with laughter. "ok" alice said she flew out the door and was back in 3 minutes. "paul go get dressed" alice flung the dress at him. " no wait! they have to kiss fist!" jakes said excitedly. "ok!" rosalie siad she leaned in and kissed paul. wow paul thought my first kiss with a vamp! he went and put the dress on and came back out. he was the weirdest girl ever. "Let's go!" rosalie said. they ran towards billys house. and knocked on the door. "hello?!" billy said franticly "we are getting married!" rosalie said through her teeth "hahahahahahaha...- no your not!" he knew they were kidding "whatever!-" rosalie spate at him and they left.


" now to carlises." they walked up the steps and toward carlise who was sitting on th porch. "hey carlise were getting married!" rosalie said kissing paul. carlise s eyes poppped then went in to slits in suspicion. "no your noit!" carlise spat. "no were just kidding " rosa lie said then left












authors note: who should dare who next?
i need to know who should dare who next or should they play spin the bottle?
chapter 2
truth or dare?
general pov:

we were all back in the circle waiting for rosalie to truth dare or confess someone.
"i pick Seth!" she said with joy "ok ....truth" seth said " have you ever had a dirty dream about leah?" rosalie asked seth. his face went bright red then he swallowed hard "um ....Er no!" he spat. "you *laughs* had *laughs* a messed *laughs dream about leah!" jacob said barly.

"its ok seth, youll never be able to live that dream with anyone else !" jasper laughed
" my turn to pick some one!" ...."i pick embry!, embry truth dare or confess?" seth asked excitedly
" dare! " embry said excited as seth "ok you have to,.........kiss bella!" he finished "okay!" embry said leaning in and kissing bella, who was very shocked. "embrys turn!" alice sang "i pick......Rachel!" he said excited still
"dare!" she said before anyone could ask her. "ok i dare you to do a strip dance for jacob!" embry had an evil grin on his face. "Ew!" jacob complained. Rachel walked over to jacob and pulled off her coat and threw it at embry. who howled with laughter. then went her shirt, pants, shoes, and socks "not underwear!" she said to embry who nodded in agreement.
jacob was not thrilled with this
should i continue? if i do who should dare who?
AHHH FUNNNY!!! Continue and i dont care who ti is as long its as funny as this!!!

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