The Twilight Saga

 

Twilight Chatroom

A Twilight Saga Fan Fiction Comedy

 

 

 

Summary:

 

This is a Twilight Saga Fan Fiction that is all in the form of a chatroom. It is meant to be a comedy.

 

Author's Note: If this is not funny, I'm sorry about that. Comedies aren't something I normally do and this is just something I am doing because I am bored and have nothing better to do with my time xD Thank you for reading. Leave a comment if you would like.

 

P.S. - Due to the fact that this is just a result of me being bored, updates will not happen all the time. I will more so be focused on school and my two fan fictions A Twilight's Heat and Hot Winter, Cold Summer. Both of them are posted on TTS so if you don't mind, take a look at them and leave a comment :)

 

- Dajah

 

 

 

Twilight Chatroom

 

 

[PixiePrincess has joined chat]

[Dr.Cullen has joined chat]

[MammaCullen has joined chat]

[JazzieJ has joined chat]

[Eddie has joined chat]

 

PixiePrincess: Hey guys! Where is everyone else?

 

Eddie: Trying to figure out what you made their user names… why are we doing this? We all live in the same house.

 

PixiePrincess: Because it’s fun!

 

JazzieJ: Well you could have told us what our user names are, babe.

 

Dr.Cullen: Mine was pretty simple.

 

[BabyBell joined chat]

 

PixiePrincess: Bella! You figured it out!

 

BabyBell: Yeah. It was easier than I thought…

 

Eddie: Why did my name have to be Eddie? You know I hate Eddie…

 

MammaCullen: Just go with it, Honey.

 

Dr.Cullen: I have things to do. See you all after work.

 

[Dr.Cullen has left chat]

 

MammaCullen: I’m getting offline, too.

 

[MammaCullen has left chat]

[EmmyEm has joined chat]

 

Eddie: EmmyEm?

 

PixiePrincess: I thought it was cool.

 

[EmmyEm has left chat]

 

BabyBell: Is there a point to this?

 

[SmallestCullen has joined chat]

 

Eddie: Is that…

 

SmallestCullen: Really! My name is smallest Cullen!

 

PixiePrincess: Relax. It’s not like it’s a lie.

 

[FamilyDog has joined chat]

 

FamilyDog: I hate you all.

 

JazzieJ: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

BabyBell: I’m sorry Jake but that is funny! XD

 

Eddie: We all hate you too, Jacob.

 

SmallestCullen: I don’t hate him!

 

PixiePrincess: Where’s Rose?

 

Eddie: She can’t think of her user name.

 

PixiePrincess: Really? It’s not that hard…

 

FamilyDog: I know what I would have given her has a user name…

 

[Barbie has joined chat]

 

FamilyDog: YES! XD

 

Barbie: Shut up, dog!

 

FamilyDog: I may be a dog but at least I’m not a toy.

 

JazzieJ: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! He told you!

 

FamilyDog: Wanna hear a blonde joke?

 

Barbie: No

 

FamilyDog: There were three girls on a drive… a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. They each brought one thing with them on the drive…

 

Eddie: I have heard this one before.

 

JazzieJ: I haven’t.

 

BabyBell: I haven’t either.

 

PixiePrincess: WHAT DID THEY BRING!?!?

 

SmallestCullen: Oh gosh…

 

Barbie: Shut up…

 

FamilyDog: The red head brought a bottle of water so that if she’s thirsty, she can get a drink. The brunette brought a cell phone so that if something happens, she can call for help…

 

Barbie: If you finish this joke, I will end you.

 

FamilyDog: And the blonde brought a car door! So that if she’s hot she can roll the window down!

 

JazzieJ: ROFL!

 

BabyBell: Jazz… you are blonde, too.

JazzieJ: Oh yeah…

 

Barbie: I told you to shut up!

 

[Barbie has left chat]

 

PixiePrincess: Jake, might wanna run now.

 

FamilyDog: I don’t need to run. I’m not scared of some oversized Barbie doll who jdsoih8fdahthiy8fehu8adhueihjot49q08u29qijfojhro\

 

SmallestCullen: Jake!

 

[FamilyDog has left chat]

[SmallestCullen has left chat]

[BabyBell has left chat]

[Eddie has left chat]

 

PixiePrincess: I told him to run…

 

[PixiePrincess has left chat]

 

JazzieJ: ………everybody left me………

 

[JazzieJ has left chat]

 

Tags: Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Chatroom, Cullens, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Family, Funny, More…Jacob, Jasper, Nessie, Rose, Twilight

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oh lol. Jake and his jokes.

ROTFL..... ahahahaha i can't stop laughing :DDDDD jake really got it this time.. and i like the user names :)) "family dog" and "eddie" ahahahahaha

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