A Twilight Saga Fan Fiction Comedy
This is a Twilight Saga Fan Fiction that is all in the form of a chatroom. It is meant to be a comedy.
Author's Note: If this is not funny, I'm sorry about that. Comedies aren't something I normally do and this is just something I am doing because I am bored and have nothing better to do with my time xD Thank you for reading. Leave a comment if you would like.
P.S. - Due to the fact that this is just a result of me being bored, updates will not happen all the time. I will more so be focused on school and my two fan fictions A Twilight's Heat and Hot Winter, Cold Summer. Both of them are posted on TTS so if you don't mind, take a look at them and leave a comment :)
[PixiePrincess has joined chat]
[Dr.Cullen has joined chat]
[MammaCullen has joined chat]
[JazzieJ has joined chat]
[Eddie has joined chat]
PixiePrincess: Hey guys! Where is everyone else?
Eddie: Trying to figure out what you made their user names… why are we doing this? We all live in the same house.
PixiePrincess: Because it’s fun!
JazzieJ: Well you could have told us what our user names are, babe.
Dr.Cullen: Mine was pretty simple.
[BabyBell joined chat]
PixiePrincess: Bella! You figured it out!
BabyBell: Yeah. It was easier than I thought…
Eddie: Why did my name have to be Eddie? You know I hate Eddie…
MammaCullen: Just go with it, Honey.
Dr.Cullen: I have things to do. See you all after work.
[Dr.Cullen has left chat]
MammaCullen: I’m getting offline, too.
[MammaCullen has left chat]
[EmmyEm has joined chat]
PixiePrincess: I thought it was cool.
[EmmyEm has left chat]
BabyBell: Is there a point to this?
[SmallestCullen has joined chat]
Eddie: Is that…
SmallestCullen: Really! My name is smallest Cullen!
PixiePrincess: Relax. It’s not like it’s a lie.
[FamilyDog has joined chat]
FamilyDog: I hate you all.
BabyBell: I’m sorry Jake but that is funny! XD
Eddie: We all hate you too, Jacob.
SmallestCullen: I don’t hate him!
PixiePrincess: Where’s Rose?
Eddie: She can’t think of her user name.
PixiePrincess: Really? It’s not that hard…
FamilyDog: I know what I would have given her has a user name…
[Barbie has joined chat]
FamilyDog: YES! XD
Barbie: Shut up, dog!
FamilyDog: I may be a dog but at least I’m not a toy.
JazzieJ: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! He told you!
FamilyDog: Wanna hear a blonde joke?
FamilyDog: There were three girls on a drive… a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. They each brought one thing with them on the drive…
Eddie: I have heard this one before.
JazzieJ: I haven’t.
BabyBell: I haven’t either.
PixiePrincess: WHAT DID THEY BRING!?!?
SmallestCullen: Oh gosh…
Barbie: Shut up…
FamilyDog: The red head brought a bottle of water so that if she’s thirsty, she can get a drink. The brunette brought a cell phone so that if something happens, she can call for help…
Barbie: If you finish this joke, I will end you.
FamilyDog: And the blonde brought a car door! So that if she’s hot she can roll the window down!
BabyBell: Jazz… you are blonde, too.
JazzieJ: Oh yeah…
Barbie: I told you to shut up!
[Barbie has left chat]
PixiePrincess: Jake, might wanna run now.
FamilyDog: I don’t need to run. I’m not scared of some oversized Barbie doll who jdsoih8fdahthiy8fehu8adhueihjot49q08u29qijfojhro\
[FamilyDog has left chat]
[SmallestCullen has left chat]
[BabyBell has left chat]
[Eddie has left chat]
PixiePrincess: I told him to run…
[PixiePrincess has left chat]
JazzieJ: ………everybody left me………
[JazzieJ has left chat]
oh lol. Jake and his jokes.
ROTFL..... ahahahaha i can't stop laughing :DDDDD jake really got it this time.. and i like the user names :)) "family dog" and "eddie" ahahahahaha