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I just made this up a few hours ago no kidding. This story about Edward, Bella, Emmett, Rosalie, Alice, and Jasper are all really famous celebrities but no one knows each other, yet. They are all human.
Jasper: Baseball player
Alice: Fashion designer
Rosalie: Supermodel
Emmett: Football player
Edward: Basketball player
Bella: Actor
Chapter 1: Prepare
“Miss. Bella you must be getting up now.” Lucy, the house keeping, kept telling me. She opened all the curtains. The light stung my eyes so I hid my face in my pillows.
“Noooooooooooooooo.” I grumbled.
I heard the French doors of my room open.
“WHAT!” I yelled back at my best friend Biffany. But everyone called her Biff.
“Tisk, Tisk. I guess the magazine is right. You do need a man.” Biff. said while she sat at the edge of my bed.
“Wait. What?” I asked her as I sat up.
“Hot is using you in their front cover.” She told me, showing me the magazine.


"Yeah I know, I went to the photoshoot Thursday. What's wrong?” I questioned the expression on her face.

“Read page 5.”
“Ok.” I flipped to page 5 and began reading it out loud.
“Love can happen to many young people but it doesn’t seem to be happening for 17 year old actress Bella Swan. Many who have met the actress say she is stubborn and rude. It seems to us that actress Bella Swan plans to die alone with cats surrounding her grave. Unless she wants that to happen I suggest that she get her act together. So, stop her every night partying and drinking and get her life together. Sources say she never has any contact with her parents anymore…..” I stopped reading it was making me angry. I stood up from my bed and rolled the magazine up.
“WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? Ugh! How dare them!” I threw the stupid magazine across the room.
“It’s okay Bell. It’s just a stupid magazine. It means nothing. Plus, everything they said in there was a big lie.” Biff tried to calm me.
“Yeah, your right. Nothing to get mad about it just got to me. So where’s Tina (Bella’s manager)?”
“You better hurry up and get ready if you don’t want Tina mad too. She’s downstairs waiting to take you to your fitting with Alice Brandon. I think we have enough anger with just you.”
Biff left then and I hurried and got ready. It took me a few minutes to pick an outfit though.

Biff couldn’t go to the fitting with us like always her mother needed her. So it was just Tina and I in the limo. I wasn’t in the mood for conversation so I turned my head and looked out the window. Alice Brandon was supposed to be a really amazing designer so she was designing my dress for my upcoming premiere of my new movie called Infectious . I knew I shouldn’t but I thought about what the magazine had said. I couldn’t believe they called me rude I wasn’t rude, stubborn maybe but rude, no never. Plus it wasn’t my fault I hadn’t found the right guy yet. I have met a lot of charming guys but never the right one.
“Bella were here.” Tina kept saying repeatedly.
“Oh, sorry Tina,” I apologized. The driver opened my door for me and I stepped out as soon as I did I was crowded with paparazzi.
“Bella over here!”
“No over here!”
“Bella! Bella!”
“Is what Hot said true?”
I groaned but I was soon inside. Tina and I went up to the front desk. The lady there was petite, around her 40’s, brown hair that barley went past her ears, green/blue eyes, and light colored skin.
“Hi. We’re here for our 5:00 appointment.”Tina told her.
“Oh, Yes. Come with me. Can I get you two anything?” She offered kindly.
“No, I’m fine.” Tina told her.
“What about you dear?”She asked me.
“Coffee, please.”
“Right away, dear.”She laid us down a beautiful hall. The walls were made of this light brown marble and the floor was a little darker color tile then the walls. She took us to the last door at the end of the hall. She let us in and left. The room was a bit small .The walls were dark blue and the wood floor a very dark mahogany. There was a secretary there too. She was younger than the other one. She had blond, curly hair that just went past her shoulders, brown eyes, tall, and light colored skin too. The other secretary came in and handed me my coffee with her came in the most beautiful girl I had ever seen including myself. She had a beautiful figure, her hair was golden, gently waving to the middle of her back, her skin was pale white, her features were perfect, and her eyes were sky blue. She looked familiar. She paid no attention to us and went right up to the secretary.
“Hello. I’m Rosalie Hale and I’m here for my 5:00 appointment with Alice.” The name rang a bell. I had seen her on a magazine she was a supermodel.
“Excuse me what did you say?”Tina asked.
“Tina!” I complained.
Rosalie turned to us unwillingly.
“I said I have a 5:00 appointment with Alice.” Rosalie sneered.
“That can’t be possible we have a 5:00 appointment with Alice. Oh, and don’t be giving me attitude young lady.” Tina responded.
I looked at Tina with wide eyes, she just smiled at me.
“Who do you think you’re talking to like that grandma?” Rosalie practically yelled.
“Excuse me-“Tina started to say.
“Oh you’re excused and take drunks a lot there with you,” I stared at Rosalie in shock. That’s went Tina's anger burst. She started yelling at Rosalie and Rosalie was yelling right back. I looked back at the secretary’s desk and she was gone. Well if she wasn’t going to stop this I had to. I got in the middle of them and put my free hand on Tina and the one that had the coffee on Rosalie trying to push them away from each other.
“What’s going on here?”someone yelled. I turned to see Alice and her secretary coming out of the other door. That’s when Rosalie let out a piercing scream.



Here'a the links to all the chappies so far, to make it easier.=D:

Chapter 1- Prepare:

Chapter 2- Friend:

Chapter 3- Collide:

Chapter 3- In everyone's else's point of view:

Chapter 4- Edward:

Chapter 5- Bar:

Chapter 6- Party!:

Chapter 7- Liar:

Chapter 8, part 1- Auditions:

Chapter 8, part 2- Auditions:

Chapter 9- Suprises:

Chapter 10- Dream:

Chapter 11- Jasper:

Chapter 12- Blood Lust Eyes:

Chapter 13- Deathly Hallows:

Chapter 14- Waking up:

Chapter 15- Suprises of Sleep:

Chapter 16- Dreams or Reality?:

Chapter 17- Where was Edward? :

Chapter 18- Decisions, Decisions:

Tags: Bella, Collides, Death, Edward, Fame, Love, When

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omg love it!!1

The links are wrong! I can't find the chapters!

love the new chapter
omg what are they going to dp? i love it ryt more asap!!
that was good!
and sorry i have no idea what they should do!
i luveeeeeee it please send me the entire copy if you finish please i want more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love it i wounder what they will do
I hope this funny. Tell me what you think. Here's chapter 8. Also just so everyone knows Biff has been in some movies too not as many as Bella but some.
Chapter 8, part 1: Auditions

I took a deep breathe. Biff would enter the room first doing flips.
"Ok let's do this!" Alice whispered. Alice opened the door and Biff went in doing front flips. My turn I went in doing cartwheels. I got in position. Alice came in doing back flips. She went in between Biff and I.
"Who are you?" One guy asked he was in a suit and his hair was well combed. I doubted they could recongize any of our faces. Alice had painted our faces with glittery face paint. I had blue paint on, Alice yellow, and Biff pink.
"We are the Pimp'in Ponies foul." Alice told him in a gangster voice.
"I don't think you have the right room umm..ladies."
"Yeah we do. We are the Pimp'in Ponies not the ladies get it straight!" Biff yelled in her gangster voice at the other well dressed man.
"Well then. Let's s-start with the questions then." The last woman said. She seemed frightened. We nodded our heads to proceed. We moved from our positions and sat on the 3 chairs there.
"Well to be honest lad- I mean Pimp'in Ponies we only need one of you to play the role so-" It was my cue then.
"What!?" I yelled in my gangster voice. I got up and threw the chair across the room.
"I'm sorry but the role is only for one." The lady said frantically.
"No, No! We out a here!" We threw the desk that held over that held all their materials. That's when security came. 2 grabbed each of us and restrained our hands. They started shoving us out the door as we struggled to get loose.
"Well be back!" Alice shouted.
"Remember we know where you live!" I added on. They threw us out the door.
"The next time you come back will call the cops." The security guards told us.
"Please! No one keeps the Pimp'in Ponies in a cell foul!" Biff yelled at them. We snapped our fingers and walked away. Once in the limo we looked at each and bursted out laughing.
"Alice! Your brilliant!"
"Thank you Bella."
"So what's next?" Biff asked.
"Tell the drive to stop at he closest Sporting store." I did what Alice said. At the store we washed the paint off and Alice bought what we needed. We were crowded by fans before leaving the store.
Once again we were in the elevator. But I was the only one going into the room for now in my normal outfit. Alice and Biff would wait out in the bathroom until the right moment.
I entered the room this room was rather small and one one guy was in there he was dressed casually. This audition was for a commerical of hair dye.
"Hello I'm-"
"Bella Swan. It's an honor to meet you." He said shaking my hand.
"Take a seat please. I insist." I sat down.
"So where do we start?" I asked.
"Well first would you like anything tea, water, sod-"
"I'm fine really thank you though." The guy seemed nervous. I wonder why. He started sweating.
"Are you alright?" I asked.
"It's just this is my first time interviewing someone and I didn't want to mess up especially with someone as talented and as beautiful as your self."
"Oh." I started to feel guility about what was about to happen to him.
"Don't be. Your doing great." I tried to comfort him. I looked at the watch Alice had just bought me. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
"Freeze!" Alice and Biff yelled busting through the door. I tried to look scared. They were wearing black ski masks the ones that covered your whole face except for your eyes and mouth. The held bb guns that looked like real ones.
"No one move!" Alice yelled in a man voice. I was hard not to laugh this.
"Please don't hurt me!" The guy who was interviewing me yelled. They went through all his stuff and threw the desk over again.
"There's just crap!" Alice told Biff.
"Were talking the girl. If you call the cops we'll come back and kill you!" Biff yelled in her man voice. They each grabbed an arm of mine and pulled me out the door.
"Remember call the cops and your dead!" Alice yelled in her man voice. I took one last look at the poor frightened man and was stunned he had pied his pants!
With the ski masks still on Alice and Biff shoved me into the limo. We were all already laughing. They took them off and threw the masks and the bb guns to the floor.
"Good job guys!" Alice said giving us hi 5's each.
"What's next Bella?" Alice asked.
"We have a granola bar commerical."
"Oooh. This is gonna be fun." She told us the plan once again.
It was hard to get into the building to many people and cameras crowded us. We went in as our normal selves.
The secretary offered us coffee, tea, water, and anything else they had.
We went inside the room was like a meeting room. A big, long table and chairs all around. There was about 5 people in there.
"Miss. Brandon we didn't expect you here neither you Miss. Satory." They gasped.
"So. I don't care if you didn't expect me. I can be here." Alice said in a snobby voice.
"I didn't mean to offend you Miss. Brandon. Please forgive me." The guy apologized right away.
"Yeah you better say."
""Please take a seat will you." Alice pretended to think about it. She pursed her lips and sat down. Biff sat down too and so did I but instead of putting my feet on the ground I put them on the table. The 5 people stared at me.
"What!?" I yelled at them.
"Nothing at Miss. Swan." One said quietly.
"Then let's get this going then!" I yelled.
"Well this is our product it's called Munchy. We like our representers to try them before they advertise our product." They handed us each a Munchy. I took a bite slowly. It was pretty good.
Biff threw her's across the room.
"This is digusting!" she yelled.

Sorry if there's any spelling errors. I had to cut it short cause my dad rushing me to leave. But I try to post the next chapter as soon a I can.
plz write more soon i think biff was lieing when she said she went to the party with edward!
No why did ur dad stop you there this is hilirious
Omg love it!!!!


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