WHY ME

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Permalink Reply by Bells on September 17, 2010 at 4:49am

Chapter 15 Edwards Point Of View

Tanya has been driving me crazy, she is like a slimy leech that just will not detach herself from me it is making my skin crawl, l need a plan and, l need one fast. As l see her bouncing towards me, squirting some mouth spray into her mouth wearing one of her ridiculous outfits, flapping her arms in the air and squealing my name, l quickly turn away and start to walk to my first class of the day, Tanya not letting up only squeals my name louder screwing up my face l cringe, my body distinctively shudders and my skin starts to crawl. People are looking at her and shaking there heads, Tanya being completely oblivious and far to vain, thinks all the snickers and head shaking are people just being jealous of her, when truly they think she is the most loopiest, weird, pathetic chick ever to walk the halls of Forks high.

As she approaches me, an idea pops into my head and l snicker to myself. Tanya quickly catches up to me l feel her behind me as she slides her hands around my waist pulling at me to a stop, l turn around and let out a little growl of frustration, Tanya being Tanya thinks by me growling she has turned me on oh if only she new how wrong she was. I turn towards her and take the opportunity to play out my little genius idea. I Turn around and grab Tanya into a huge hug, at first she is totally taken by surprise, but then she takes full advantage of the situation and wraps her arms around my neck, and throws her legs around my waist PERFECT. I quickly le go of her and she drops flat on her arse on the ground, l can hear little snickers and giggles coming from people around me, Tanya looks up with tears in her eyes. l look down at her and offer my hand to help her up, she takes it and brings herself up, so she is standing right in front of me, l smile at her and say in a very quiet vice so nobody can hear

‘Sorry Sweaty but, my god you stink, the smell kind of caught me off guard, have you put any deodorant on today, l don’t mean to sound rude, but you really smell kind of gross’ Tanya truly looked taken back by my statement and quickly lifted one arm up and leant her nose down to smell her armpit ahhhhhhhhh disgusting. She looked back up at me, confused, she brought her face up to my ear and whispered

‘Really Eddie, do l really smell that bad, because l can’t smell anything, l mean l did put some deodorant on today, honestly I did’ she removed herself from my ear and looked at me with an innocent face, ahhhhhhhh l had her, now to put the plan into motion

‘Tanya I’m no lying when l say you smell, you probably can’t notice it yourself cause your so use to the way you smell, but please for your own good listen to me when l say, you smell like you have been rolling around in a pig stye, have I ever lied to you’ l look at her with a concerned face.

‘No Eddie you never lie and l believe you, but what do I do about it’ a smile comes to my face and l give her a little wink as l lean down and whisper in her ear

‘Lots and lots of perfume probably a couple of different varieties and deodorant, and when you think you have enough on l suggest you put more on, just to be safe, maybe even try using a perfumed powder as well, and if I was you I would skip my next class until you can come back smelling nicer’

‘Your so right Eddie, I’m going right now and when l come back I’ll be the best smelling girl in this school, the guys will not know what hit them’ she giggled and clapped her hands together and took off in the direction of the car park. Ha l’m one sick bast**d, the guys definitely will not know what hit them, Tanya is going to be avoided like the plague, one wif and she’ll give anybody an instant head ache, GOAL ACHIEVED………………………

Permalink Reply by Twilightlover on September 17, 2010 at 10:54am

this is great, hope u get better soon, andd post more soon!!! :)

Permalink Reply by sherry williams on September 17, 2010 at 1:10pm

i hope you feel better soon
omg
love it love it love it
cant wait for more
please post more soon

Permalink Reply by ღღClaudia De la Cruzღღ on September 17, 2010 at 3:15pm

HEY I HOPE YOU GET BETTER SOON SO THAT WE CAN ENJOY YOUR STORIES AGAIN I CANT WAIT AND LIKE ALWAYS I LOVED IT

Permalink Reply by Sabrina:) on September 17, 2010 at 6:09pm

OMG THIS IS AWESOME PST MORE IMMEDIATELY THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!

Permalink Reply by michalee shyarea king on June 28, 2012 at 4:19pm

I just started to read this
I know late
But I really like this story
finish it
Your talented

Permalink Reply by Bella Marie Swan on September 17, 2010 at 7:18am

Love it & get better soon :-)

Permalink Reply by sherry williams on September 17, 2010 at 7:20am

******NEW READER******
omg
that was amazing
cant wait to read the next chapter
please keep me posted

Permalink Reply by Katherineღ[Fire&Powder] on September 17, 2010 at 11:14am

love it :))

Permalink Reply by Music Saves my soul on September 17, 2010 at 4:11pm

I love it... I really hope you get better soon

Permalink Reply by MRS TWILIGHT on September 17, 2010 at 6:31pm

love it

Permalink Reply by Twilight Chick on September 19, 2010 at 10:48am

I loved this chapter! That was so funny. I hope the next chapter wil be in Edward's POV.I'm not really a mean person,it's just Tanya deserves it after everything she's done to Bella.My favorite part was the last paragraph.Anyway,I can't wait for more and I hope you get well soon! :)

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