50 Things The Twilight Saga Taught Us
True love knows no boundries
“Hell’s no so bad when you have an angel with you”
Romeo was an idiot
“You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine”.
The future is not set in stone.
Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear
Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes
Vegetarian had many meaning
There are exceptions to every rule
Always check bad news before doing something stupid
Dont give yourself a papercut infront of hungry vampires
You can’t fight an eclipse
Crazy stalking is okay if your a hot vampire
Family is about more than blood
Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
Hearing voices in your head doesn’t always mean your crazy.
Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
Stupid lambs and sick masochistic lions make quite a pair
Clumsy is cool again
Pale is the new tan
Cold hands = warm heart
Space heaters can be exceptionally annoying.
Volvos are cool again
“it’s healthy to ditch class now and then”
You “don’t get your family slaughter for pride”.
“it’s about time someone scored around here”
“it doesn’t count until she’s concious”
You shouldn’t punch werewolves in the face. Use a bat instead!
If you come to witness, you stay to fight
It’s okay to deny your very nature
Happy endings are rare
Responsibility is good. Twice a week.
A box of 50 cents valentines hearts, can get you a slave for life.
“Vampires don’t count as people.” Or do they?
“the hardest part is feeling... out of conrol.”
“the best part is the speed”
A girl stamping her foot, doesn’t just happen on TV. It happens in books to.
Not to foget our options
The cliche ‘life sucks, and then you die’, is sooooooo not ture.
OCD really means Obsessed Cullen Disorder
Vampires are simply dazzling
Rose is the prettiest
Emmett is the stongest
Alice is the quirkiest
Edward’s the fastest
Bella’s the clumsiest
Carlisle’s the smartest
Esme’s the most loving
But Jasper can sit in the corner and still make you feel jealous.
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can you think of anymore... i kinda wanted to make a list of 101... let me know.