I LLLOOVVEE THIS! THIS IS SO GREAT!!!!
This is awesome. Some one needs to make a TSHIRT out of this! here's a few of mine:
Can't trust vampires, trust me
I told you so has a brother, his name is SHUT THE HELL UP!
You don't get many suicidal vampires
Werewolves vs. Shape-Shifters the difference between life and death.....Who knew?
No one ever knows how the hell Mike Newton ends up into these conversations.
Telapathic chess matches take all of 3 minutes
Cullen's prefer brunettes...well except emmett
Tiny people can be very annoying
If you don't send Edward out, we're coming in after him!
Emergency Vampirization is the best cure
Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
Stupid lamb + masochistic lion = lochness monster
Space heaters can be very annoying.
Not breathing is uncomfortable.
Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
There are exceptions to every rule.
Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
Awesome, really awesome! :D
i ve got a few fr u:
dont freak out if ur boyfriend sparkles in d sunlight.
dont mind if ur daughter is in luv wit ur best friend.
dont jump if ur best friend suddenly turns into a wolf.