The Twilight Saga

50 Things The Twilight Saga Taught Us

True love knows no boundries

“Hell’s no so bad when you have an angel with you”

Romeo was an idiot

“You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine”.

The future is not set in stone.

Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear

Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes

Vegetarian had many meaning

There are exceptions to every rule

Always check bad news before doing something stupid

Dont give yourself a papercut infront of hungry vampires

You can’t fight an eclipse

Crazy stalking is okay if your a hot vampire

Family is about more than blood

Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

Hearing voices in your head doesn’t always mean your crazy.

Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

Stupid lambs and sick masochistic lions make quite a pair

Clumsy is cool again

Pale is the new tan

Cold hands = warm heart

Space heaters can be exceptionally annoying.

Volvos are cool again

“it’s healthy to ditch class now and then”

You “don’t get your family slaughter for pride”.

“it’s about time someone scored around here”

“it doesn’t count until she’s concious”

You shouldn’t punch werewolves in the face. Use a bat instead!

If you come to witness, you stay to fight

It’s okay to deny your very nature

Happy endings are rare

Responsibility is good. Twice a week.

A box of 50 cents valentines hearts, can get you a slave for life.

“Vampires don’t count as people.” Or do they?

“the hardest part is feeling... out of conrol.”

“the best part is the speed”

A girl stamping her foot, doesn’t just happen on TV. It happens in books to.

Not to foget our options

The cliche ‘life sucks, and then you die’, is sooooooo not ture.

OCD really means Obsessed Cullen Disorder

Vampires are simply dazzling

Rose is the prettiest

Emmett is the stongest

Alice is the quirkiest

Edward’s the fastest

Bella’s the clumsiest

Carlisle’s the smartest

Esme’s the most loving

But Jasper can sit in the corner and still make you feel jealous.

What do you think?
Let me know!

can you think of anymore... i kinda wanted to make a list of 101... let me know.

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This is awesome. Some one needs to make a TSHIRT out of this! here's a few of mine:

Can't trust vampires, trust me

I told you so has a brother, his name is SHUT THE HELL UP!

You don't get many suicidal vampires

Werewolves vs. Shape-Shifters the difference between life and death.....Who knew?

No one ever knows how the hell Mike Newton ends up into these conversations.

Telapathic chess matches take all of 3 minutes

Cullen's prefer brunettes...well except emmett

Tiny people can be very annoying

If you don't send Edward out, we're coming in after him!

Emergency Vampirization is the best cure


Sry didnt catch "responsibility is gud. twice a week" care 2 explain?
haha love this :D it's so true!
Love it! I love it! Amazing!!!!

You forgot...

Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

Stupid lamb + masochistic lion = lochness monster

Space heaters can be very annoying.

Not breathing is uncomfortable.

Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

There are exceptions to every rule.

Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

funny. very entertaining. AWESOME.

Awesome, really awesome! :D

i ve got a few fr u:

dont freak out if ur boyfriend sparkles in d sunlight.

dont mind if ur daughter is in luv wit ur best friend.

dont jump if ur best friend suddenly turns into a wolf.


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