Renessmee Cullen: is running away from Jacob
- Edward likes this.
-Edward: finally you're leaving that mutt
- Bella: why are running from him?
-Renessmee: he was humping my leg... again
Edward: is celebrating that Renessmee has left Jacob
-Renessmee and Jacob and 15 others dislike this.
-Renessmee: i didnt leave him like that!
-Jacob: yeah we're still in love
-Edward: d*** it...
Edward: I <3 Bella
Bella: Likes this
Jacob: Dislikes this
Jacob: Why don't you leave that bloodsucker!
Bella: Jacob we already talked about this, I thought you understood!
Jacob: -Goes on app that gives kisses, joins the app then sends one to Bella-
Bella: Ugh Jacob! -uses smiley emoticons to punch Jacob- -puts a mad and sad face after-
Edward: You don't ever touch her virtual face of will again!
Jacob: She's not sure what she wants!
Edward: Well let me give you a clue, -finds an app for clues- read this JACOB!
Jacob: -reads- Wait for her to say the words.
Jacob: And she will.
Charlie: Whoa, whoa this instant messaging has gone crazy, what's wrong.
Jacob: I sended a kiss to Bella.
Jacob: She broke her hand hypotheically, by virtually punching my face.
Jacob: It was a total social network misunderstanding.
Edward: -grouchy face- -goes offline-
Jacob: Likes this.
Bella: -goes offline-
Jacob: Damn, YOVILLE TIME! :D