Ten Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen.

I thought it was cute!

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

LOL! Cute!

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Permalink Reply by Sarah Grace on January 4, 2010 at 6:05pm

Love no's 6 and 1!

Permalink Reply by Amy Lynn Cullen on January 4, 2010 at 6:10pm

I thought it would be. I thought it was cute.

Permalink Reply by Madison Masen-Cullen on January 4, 2010 at 6:17pm

i have 1 more
"I no something you dont no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Permalink Reply by Amy Lynn Cullen on January 4, 2010 at 6:20pm

LOL!! oh just to tell u guys I didn't come up with this.

Permalink Reply by Noa/Lemon Drop:) on January 5, 2010 at 7:20am

Lol :D
I actually think that the best ways to annoy Edward are :
1. Annoy Bella.
2. Kill / hurt Bella.
3. Insult Bella.
etc.,etc.,etc. ... You get the point. (: !

Permalink Reply by Mrs.Cullen (Edward's wife) on January 10, 2010 at 10:17am

This isn't the best way to annoy Edward, it's the best way to make him angry and kill you!!!

Permalink Reply by Amy Lynn Cullen on January 10, 2010 at 12:09pm

yeah I agree with u.

Permalink Reply by ashleigh on January 7, 2010 at 5:25pm

lolz couldnt help myself but to laugh... why would you want to annoy him though :L:L

Permalink Reply by Amy Lynn Cullen on January 10, 2010 at 12:10pm

it's just 4 fun.

Permalink Reply by ShannonP on January 8, 2010 at 11:52am

rofl, that's too funny : )
I would add to the list that whenever he's around, think about Jake's muscles and swoon. (though I couldn't do that, I'd be too distracted by Edward, he's much cuter to me)

Permalink Reply by ♥тнє.σƒƒι¢ιαℓ.αℓι¢є.qυαяαηтιηє♥ on January 8, 2010 at 11:57am

This is HILARIOUS!!

Permalink Reply by °o.OJadeƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷCullenO.o° on January 9, 2010 at 3:08pm