The Twilight Saga

I thought it was cute!


10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

LOL! Cute!

Edward Cullen



Edward Cullen

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Love no's 6 and 1!
I thought it would be. I thought it was cute.
i have 1 more
"I no something you dont no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
LOL!! oh just to tell u guys I didn't come up with this.
Lol :D
I actually think that the best ways to annoy Edward are :
1. Annoy Bella.
2. Kill / hurt Bella.
3. Insult Bella.
etc.,etc.,etc. ... You get the point. (: !
This isn't the best way to annoy Edward, it's the best way to make him angry and kill you!!!
yeah I agree with u.
lolz couldnt help myself but to laugh... why would you want to annoy him though :L:L
it's just 4 fun.
rofl, that's too funny : )
I would add to the list that whenever he's around, think about Jake's muscles and swoon. (though I couldn't do that, I'd be too distracted by Edward, he's much cuter to me)
This is HILARIOUS!!
funny funny

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