When Mike wuz takin Bella 2 d nurse n Edward took over n told him 2 go back 2 class n Mike's like "I'm supposed 2 take her" like some whiney 5 year old LOL
Mike, Bella n Jake @ d movies... nuff said :-D
Idk y but I just luved Marcus... I fined his "boredom" hilarious n Aro's... eccentricity LOL
(The movie) @ Bella's birthday party wen Emmett nudged Edward n wuz like "Dating an older woman... hot" HAHAHAHAHA
Wen Bella wuz tryin 2 get Edward 2 'do the dirty' :-) n she started takin off her clothes n Edward's like "Would you please stop trying to take off your clothes" n she goes "Do you wanna do that part" HAHAHAHAHA
Wen Edward told Jacob "If you ever bring her back damaged again - and I don't care whose fault it is; I don't care if she merely trips or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head - if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel?" LMAO LUV IT!!!!!!!!
OMG Wen Charlie wuz giving Bella a "sex talk" I nearly died laffing HAHAHAHAHA
Edward n Bella the morning after... :-) Edward biting the pillow n he wuz all upset cuz he hurt her n Bella's like "You are killing my buzz Edward" LOL
Emmett's comments about Bella n Edward's sex life... HILARIOUS!!!!! "What were you doing, discussing the national debt?" ROFL
The blonde jokes between Rose n Jake... everything between Rose n Jake wuz funny LOL
@ d "non-battle" wen Caius wuz sayin d Cullens should b killed cuz they're frenz wid d "children of the moon" n Aro, I think, holds down his head n Edward pointed out that it wuz daytime...
among many others... :-D