The Twilight Saga

For me

 

Twilight:

When Mike wuz takin Bella 2 d nurse n Edward took over n told him 2 go back 2 class n Mike's like "I'm supposed 2 take her" like some whiney 5 year old LOL

 

New Moon:

Mike, Bella n Jake @ d movies... nuff said :-D

 

Idk y but I just luved Marcus... I fined his "boredom" hilarious n Aro's... eccentricity LOL

 

(The movie) @ Bella's birthday party wen Emmett nudged Edward n wuz like "Dating an older woman... hot" HAHAHAHAHA

 

Eclipse:

Wen Bella wuz tryin 2 get Edward 2 'do the dirty' :-) n she started takin off her clothes n Edward's like "Would you please stop trying to take off your clothes" n she goes "Do you wanna do that part" HAHAHAHAHA


Wen Bella punched Jacob after he kissed her, n they got in the car she asks Jacob "Didn't I hurt you at all?" n he goes "Are you kidding? If you hadn't screamed I wouldnt've figured out that you were trying to punch me" LOL

 

Wen Edward told Jacob "If you ever bring her back damaged again - and I don't care whose fault it is; I don't care if she merely trips or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head - if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel?" LMAO LUV IT!!!!!!!!

 

OMG Wen Charlie wuz giving Bella a "sex talk" I nearly died laffing HAHAHAHAHA

 

Breaking Dawn:

Edward n Bella the morning after... :-) Edward biting the pillow n he wuz all upset cuz he hurt her n Bella's like "You are killing my buzz Edward" LOL

 

Emmett's comments about Bella n Edward's sex life... HILARIOUS!!!!! "What were you doing, discussing the national debt?" ROFL

 

The blonde jokes between Rose n Jake... everything between Rose n Jake wuz funny LOL

 

@ d "non-battle" wen Caius wuz sayin d Cullens should b killed cuz they're frenz wid d "children of the moon" n Aro, I think, holds down his head n Edward pointed out that it wuz daytime...

 

among many others... :-D

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Edward saying "OOPS" really got me
when u put tha dog out!
i will save you from anything . . . . but my sister!
when edward says "aw i was hoping to see angry grizzlies put to shame when i got hame and this is what i find instead?"

also when emmett comments on bella's sex life was pretty funny too.

in NM i liked when she's at the movie and mike and jacob r sitting on both sides of her and they've both got their hands out ofr her to hold them.

and after that outside in the book jake was like "hey do u like me or that joker in there puking his guts out
all the thingz u said :P
especially whn emmett comments on edward an bella's sex life!
that was 2222222 funny! :PPP :DDD
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I totally agree with you on Breaking Dawn and Emmett talking about their sex life and also when Bella had a arm wrestaling match with Emmett and he lost! And in Eclipse when Bella and Edward were making out in ch.20 and Bella was trying to take off her clothes!
100% AGREE, iiM READiiN THAT
PART RiiGHT NOW, LOL ;-D
I kno wat u mean, thinkin about it now makes me wanna LOL but I cant cuz am @ work :-)
yes, that was funny!
LOL ii LiiKE THAT PART TOO ;-D
ANOTHER FUNNY PART iiN ECLiiPSE
WHEN JACOB iiS CARRYiiN BELLA ON
THE TRAiiL AND HE TRYz TO CONViiNCE
HER THAT SHEz ATTRACTED AND MORE
COMFORTABLE WHEN HEz A WOLF. BUT
SHE SAYz iiM MORE COMFORTABLE
BECAUSE YOUR UNABLE TO TALK, LOL.
SHE DOESNT SAY iiT EXACLTY LiiKE THAT
BUT YOU'VE READ iiT, YOU KNOW WHAT
iiM SAYiiN, LOL ;-D
yeah that wuz funny LOL

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