What parts in the series had u crackin up? LMAO... LOL... ROFL :-D

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Permalink Reply by adMEYERer on April 12, 2010 at 3:07am

I love the Sex talk but I also like the end of NM when the confrontation between Jacob and Edward is interrupted by Charlie who is mad about something else...the motorcycles. and the visual of him being purple and yelling for her to get to the house. I also laugh at the quick comments that Jacob makes, almost every smart alec thing out of his mouth makes me laugh. Yes the stuff between Jake and rose is funny the dog bowl ...the part where Bella tells Emmett about how she punched a werewolf in the face. especially when Bella realizes that Jake imprinted on renesmee before she even got to see her. and her attack on him after. many of the comments that Jacob makes in breaking dawn about the accommodations the cullens have and having blood on hand. His character in BD just keeps me crackin up. I spit my drinks funny. I think because it comes from his perspective so there is sooo much more.

Permalink Reply by Eve on April 12, 2010 at 1:54pm

Yeah Jake wuz hilarious in BD. I luved his book.

Permalink Reply by ShannonP on April 12, 2010 at 4:40pm

Bella to Jacob: "I told you so" has a brother. His name is "shut the hell up."

Permalink Reply by Desiree Cervantes on April 12, 2010 at 4:41pm

Mine was when mike told bella that he doesnt like the way edward looks at her. Mike said that edward looks at her like she is something to eat

Permalink Reply by M®§ ξÐωĮРλцΗØÑÝ Mλ§ËÑ ©Û££ËÑ on April 13, 2010 at 10:02am

FROM BREAKiiN DAWN:

JACOB: "ii ROLLED HiiS CHAiiR UP THE LiiTTLE
RAMP ii MADE FOR HiiM AND iiNTO THE LiiViiN ROOM.

BiiLLY: CAUGHT ME. THiiNK ii GOT UP TO ABOUT
THiiRTY MiiLEz PER HOUR. iiT WAS GREAT.

JACOB: YOUR GONNA WRECK THAT CHAiiR,
YOU KNOW. AND THEN YOULL BE DRAGGiiN
YOURSELF AROUND ON YOUR ELBOWz.

BiiLLY: NOT A CHANCE, iiTLL BE
YOUR JOB TO CARRY ME.

JACOB: YOU WONT BE GOiiN PLACEz. LOL ;-D


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JACOB: "JUST BACK UP A SECOND. SHE WONT LET YOU.
DiiD YOU EVER NOTiiCED THAT SHEz EXACTLY AS STRONG AS A
HUNDRED AND TEN POUND HUMAN GiiRL? HOW STUPiiD ARE
YOU VAMPz? HOLD HER DOWN AND KNOCK HER OUT WiiTH DRUGz!" LOL ;-D

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EDWARD: "KiiLLiiN ME NOW DOESNT SAVE HER."

JACOB: "SO WHAT DOES."

EDWARD: "JACOB, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHiiN FOR ME."

JACOB:" THE HELL ii DO PARASiiTE!! LMAO ;-D

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JACOB: "ii CANT TELL HER ANYTHiiN YOU HAVENT. WHAT
DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? TELL HER SHEz STUPiiD? SHE
PROBABLY ALREADY KNOWz THAT. TELL HER SHEz GOiiN
TO DiiE? ii BET SHE KNOWz THAT TOO. " ROFLMAO ;-D

Permalink Reply by Eve on April 14, 2010 at 10:22am

That part about "she wont let u... hold her down n knock her out wid drugs" BWAHAHAHA :-D

Permalink Reply by M®§ ξÐωĮРλцΗØÑÝ Mλ§ËÑ ©Û££ËÑ on April 14, 2010 at 6:14pm

LMAO, ii KNOW RiiGHT! ;-D

Permalink Reply by ShannonP on April 14, 2010 at 10:24am

Bella to Jake in EC: "How could anyone not be aware of you physically, Jacob? You're an enourmous monster who refuses to respect anyone else's personal space."

Permalink Reply by Casey xx on April 14, 2010 at 11:21am

Twilight : When Bella has dinner with the Cullen's, with edward defo!

New Moon : When their in history class and eric's crying :L

Eclipse : The Sleeping Bag scene :L

BD : When Emmett laughs at Bella and Edwards sex life :L

Permalink Reply by claire hutchison on April 14, 2010 at 1:15pm

I thought that there were alot of really funny parts through out all the books but the funniest has to be bd. I like the bit when Bella and Edward have just tld charllie and she is describing the colour of his face changing, Emmetts jokes bout there sex life and also alot of Jacobs book is funny even the chapter headings are good too.

Permalink Reply by Eve on April 15, 2010 at 12:51pm

LOL yeah d title of d chapters were real funny, ma fave 2: Some people just don't grasp the concept of "Unwelcome" I remember wen I read that I immediately thought, "Leah, that has 2 b Leah." :-D and The two things at the very top of my Things-I-Never-Want-To-Do-List :-)

Permalink Reply by Kiki on April 14, 2010 at 3:57pm

I like the part in twilight where it's just after the baseball game and Edward is running Bella out of town and she comes up with a way to lead James away from hurting Charlie. Emmet's reaction to her had me rollin on the floor.

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