Tell her that Bella is a thousand times prettier than her.
Tell her that Emmett has a tattoo of Bella on his back.
Tell her Jacob has imprinted on her.
Ask her if Jasper and her are supposed to be twins, why is he better looking?
Follow her around all day when she asks what are you doing, say "I'm trying to figure out how a vampire could be so freaking ugly.
Walk in on her and emmett then si…
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