Buy him a motor cycle, tell him Jacob bought it, and pay Jacob to cry when Charlie refuses to ride it and wants to get rid of it.
Tell him the truth about Edward and Jacob (you know what they REALLY are…). Get Edward to back you up. awesome.
Tell him the Police Station fired him and is replacing him with Edward, seeing how he has way faster reflexes.
Set him up with Jessica... have her talk ab…
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