Great Abe Quotes!
Abe Sapien: If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other.Hellboy: Look at them ugly suckers, Blue. One sheet of glass between us and them.
Abe Sapien: Story of my life.
Abe Sapien: My name is Abraham Sapien.
Princess Nuala: There is no such name.
Abe Sapien: Oh, I don't like it much either, but...
Princess Nuala: Enough! Give me your hand.
Abe Sapien: I'm sorry?
[she menaces him with her dagger; he holds up his hand, and she places hers against it]
Princess Nuala: You are an agent of the Bureau For Paranormal Research And Defense.
Abe Sapien: Yes.
Princess Nuala: And your name is... oh, dear.
Abe Sapien: Awful, I know.
Hellboy: "Popular Love Songs"? Oh, Abe... you fell for the Princess?
Abe Sapien: She... she's like me! A creature from another world...
Hellboy: You need to get out more.
Abe Sapien: Now, see, I love this song. And I can't smile, or cry. I think I have no tear ducts.
Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: In medieval stories, there is often a young knight who is inexperienced, but pure of heart.
John Myers: Oh, come on. I am not pure of heart.
Abe Sapien: Yes, you are.
Abe Sapien: [as she lies dying] I never got a chance to tell you how I feel.
Princess Nuala: Give me your hand.
[he takes her hand]
Princess Nuala: It's... beautiful.
[showing pictures of Abe]
Jimmy Kimmel: And what are we supposed to think of this guy, going around with a toilet seat on his head?
Abe Sapien: [indignant] It's quite obvious, it's a breathing apparatus!
Abe Sapien: Remind me why I do this again.
Hellboy: Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind.
Abe Sapien: Ah!
Hellboy: You're in love. Have a beer.
Abe Sapien: Oh, my body's a temple.
Hellboy: Well, now it's an amusement park.
Abe Sapien: No, no, no. The glandular balance of ..
Hellboy: Just shut up and drink it, would you?
[Abe takes beer and opens it, taking a drink]
Hellboy: What track?
Abe Sapien: Eight .....
Hellboy: 'Can't Smile Without You'
Abe Sapien: I know...
Hellboy: Yup. I'm gonna need a beer too.
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