"You can't fix stupid!---Retard"

Five Things Everyone Should Know About You?

I wear underwear.
I sleep in a shed with Dracula.
I ate my mom when i was only three.
I live in sherwood forest.
I have a gun.

When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)?

1934 When it was released with the out break of World War II.

Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?

Team Cream. The stuff you get from cows

Which Character Are You Most Like?

Hmmm I think Smee from Peter-Pan, The fat one with the shirt that is to small.

Favorite Books

Amarula and the Elephant.
Cain and the Bookworm.
Vodka and the Mermaid.
The Sniper and the Shooters.

What is Your Favorite Music

Music you can't dance, listen, poo, or cry to.. that music

Favorite Movies, TV Shows, Games:

The Lion King.
Eyes Wide Shut.
Late Nights with Jessica.
Jungle Book.

Favorite Quotes:

If you have PMS-die!
If your mouth burns eat chillies.
When in doubt-Shout "I am Spartacus!"

Favorite Activities

Swimming my dog.
Fondling bush babies.
Eying fish with razor teeth.
Shaving my eyebrows with my granny's false teeth.