I don't get on here anymore... It's gotten boring... I've got better things to do... ish.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance while we stand. The woman has read this entire text, the man is still looking at his thumb.
"There's no need to miss someone from your past. There's a reason they didn't make it to your future."
"I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks."
Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by heart.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? funny world.
Everyone knows the quote that says; "If your parents accuse you of lying, look at them and say 'tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny..'" Well, I got in trouble for lying, so i used that . And they responded with.. "Every parent says that" Being the smart ass i am , i replied with; "If every parent jumped off a bridge, would you?" I'm not in trouble anymore. :)
-Do you speak English?
-3 to 5 times a week.
-No, I mean..male/female?
-Yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
-Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general.
-No, deer runs too fast.
trying to explain why i love you is like trying to explain how water tastes; its quite impossiple.
today, I saw a girl, about 8,
COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW HER IPHONE GOT TAKEN AWAY.
HER PARENTS CAUGHT HER KISSING HER BOYFRIEND.
... I saw 3 ten year olds at the mall,
SHOPPING AT VICTORIA'S SECRET.
why is this generation in such a hurry to grow up?
IT'S NOT AS FABULOUS AS YOU THINK.
in fact, its terrible.
I WOULD KILL TO BE LITTLE AGAIN,
playing with my jump rope, having only a skinned knee to cry over.
Last night, a girl dressed as Taylor Swift came up to my door. As she was halfway through saying 'Trick-or-Treat', a boy dressed as Kanye West pushed her aside and said, 'Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, but I think Beyonce deserves the most candy of all time.'
They each got extra candy.
The girl you just called a Mudblood? She spends hours practicing spells hoping people will like her. The boy you just stupefied? His parents use the Cruciatus Curse on him regularly. That kid you just pushed? He is trying to use the killing curse on himself. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother was killed by a Death Eater. Put this on your status for an hour if you are against bullying in the Wizarding World. You never know what it’s like until you fly a mile on their broom
"The difference between the right word and the almost right word, is like the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."