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κιmвєяℓʏ™ left a comment for Barney Stinson"I smiled. 'I don't seem awesome...I'm not even awesome. I'm AWE.. wait for it...SOME!'"
κιmвєяℓʏ™ left a comment for Barney Stinson"'Hi!' I smiled and waved. 'Your profile made me smile when i read it.'"
I am AWESOME
Barney Stinson. Man. Legend. Womanizer.
Name: Barney Stinson
Nicknames: Barn, The Barn Door, The Barnacle, Barnito supreme, Broda, Jennifer, Swarley, Swarles, Swarhili, Bob Swarley-man, Swar-lay, Swarles Barkley, Swarlos, Barney West-Side
Age: 35 ||Yet I sleep with woman as young as 20..||
Species: || I'm too AWESOME to be human. I must be some kind of Legendary new species||
Relationship Status: ||UH.YA.NA.HE.....*Falls of a chair* Don't EVER say that word!!!||
Looking: ||For sex, yes, for R....Re...'that word', MOST DEFINITELY NOT!
Virgin: No ||*Laughs*||
Orientation: Straight ||But, we all know Ted would have no problem coming on to me, so MAYBE we could... No, it's just me and women||
Children: No ||Uh, hello!? I created 'Not A Father's Day'!||
Best Friend's: Ted Mosby, Marshall Erikson, Lily Aldrin, Robin Scherbatsky.
Residence: Apartment || Also known as Fortress of Barnitude||
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- Five Things Everyone Should Know About You?
- 1. I'm AWESOME.
2. I've had sex with more woman you can imagine.
3. One word. SUIT.
4. I'm Ted Mosby's best friend. [That's right, Marshall!]
5. I spend a lot of my time at Maclaren's Pub.
- When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)?
- A girl I spent the night with left a book called 'Twilight' at my apartment once, but I flushed it down the toilet. [You'd be surprised at how easily it went down]. Other than that, I never read it, and never will. Oh, unless It's to get a girl to come home with me.
- Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?
- None. Seriously, they both need lesson's on how to live. By ME.
- Which Character Are You Most Like?
- Unless there is a character who is LEGEN...Wait for it... DARY, then none.
- Favorite Books
- Don't like to read, unless it's to impress a hot chick.
- What is Your Favorite Music
- Have you ever heard of 'Barney's Get Psyched Mix'???
It is a list of songs (selected by ME) that will get you..wait for it.. PSYCHED.
You Give Love a Bad Name - Jonathan B. Jovi
The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground
Come Sail Away - Styx
Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
The Transformers Theme Song - O. Prime
You're the Best - Joe Esposito
High Enough - Damn Yankees
Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield
Rock You Like a Hurricane - The Scorpions
Hip Hop Hooray - Naughty by Nature
Change of Heart - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Run Away - Slade
- Favorite Movies, TV Shows, Games:
- Umm...There is one type of movie that I like. And you know what it is. I have a very large collection of it in my hallway.
- Favorite Quotes:
- I don't repeat quotes said by other people. It is cheating. And beside's, I have my own quotes, as I am one of the quickest thinking, smooth talking guys around.
- Favorite Activities
- -Picking up beautiful woman then going back to my apartment for a little... You see where this is going...
-Hanging out with my bros, Ted and Marshall
-Actually scratch that one, as they are both the worst wingmen EVER
-Hanging out at Maclarens'
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- At 9:05am on December 14, 2011,
κιmвєяℓʏ™ said… I smiled. 'I don't seem awesome...I'm not even awesome. I'm AWE.. wait for it...SOME!'
- At 10:15am on December 13, 2011, κιmвєяℓʏ™ said…
'Here's a lil' something for ya.' I smiled.
- At 9:56am on December 13, 2011, κιmвєяℓʏ™ said…
'Hi!' I smiled and waved. 'Your profile made me smile when i read it.'
- At 6:07pm on December 12, 2011,
dmitri dixon said… i looove how i met your mother
- At 12:14pm on December 23, 2010,
۞Lily Luna Potter۞ said…
- Heyy ;)
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