Barney Stinson. Man. Legend. Womanizer.
Name: Barney Stinson
Nicknames: Barn, The Barn Door, The Barnacle, Barnito supreme, Broda, Jennifer, Swarley, Swarles, Swarhili, Bob Swarley-man, Swar-lay, Swarles Barkley, Swarlos, Barney West-Side
Age: 35 ||Yet I sleep with woman as young as 20..||
Species: || I'm too AWESOME to be human. I must be some kind of Legendary new species||
Relationship Status: ||UH.YA.NA.HE.....*Falls of a chair* Don't EVER say that word!!!||
Looking: ||For sex, yes, for R....Re...'that word', MOST DEFINITELY NOT!
Virgin: No ||*Laughs*||
Orientation: Straight ||But, we all know Ted would have no problem coming on to me, so MAYBE we could... No, it's just me and women||
Children: No ||Uh, hello!? I created 'Not A Father's Day'!||
Best Friend's: Ted Mosby, Marshall Erikson, Lily Aldrin, Robin Scherbatsky.
Residence: Apartment || Also known as Fortress of Barnitude||