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"I smiled. 'I don't seem awesome...I'm not even awesome. I'm AWE.. wait for it...SOME!'"
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"'Here's a lil' something for ya.' I smiled. "
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"'Hi!' I smiled and waved. 'Your profile made me smile when i read it.'"
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Barney Stinson. Man. Legend. Womanizer.

Name: Barney Stinson
Nicknames: Barn, The Barn Door, The Barnacle, Barnito supreme, Broda, Jennifer, Swarley, Swarles, Swarhili, Bob Swarley-man, Swar-lay, Swarles Barkley, Swarlos, Barney West-Side
Age: 35 ||Yet I sleep with woman as young as 20..||
Species: || I'm too AWESOME to be human. I must be some kind of Legendary new species||
Relationship Status: ||UH.YA.NA.HE.....*Falls of a chair* Don't EVER say that word!!!||
Looking: ||For sex, yes, for R....Re...'that word', MOST DEFINITELY NOT!
Virgin: No ||*Laughs*||
Orientation: Straight ||But, we all know Ted would have no problem coming on to me, so MAYBE we could... No, it's just me and women||
Children: No ||Uh, hello!? I created 'Not A Father's Day'!||
Best Friend's: Ted Mosby, Marshall Erikson, Lily Aldrin, Robin Scherbatsky.
Residence: Apartment || Also known as Fortress of Barnitude||



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Five Things Everyone Should Know About You?
2. I've had sex with more woman you can imagine.
3. One word. SUIT.
4. I'm Ted Mosby's best friend. [That's right, Marshall!]
5. I spend a lot of my time at Maclaren's Pub.
When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)?
A girl I spent the night with left a book called 'Twilight' at my apartment once, but I flushed it down the toilet. [You'd be surprised at how easily it went down]. Other than that, I never read it, and never will. Oh, unless It's to get a girl to come home with me.
Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?
None. Seriously, they both need lesson's on how to live. By ME.
Which Character Are You Most Like?
Unless there is a character who is LEGEN...Wait for it... DARY, then none.
Favorite Books
Don't like to read, unless it's to impress a hot chick.
What is Your Favorite Music
Have you ever heard of 'Barney's Get Psyched Mix'???
It is a list of songs (selected by ME) that will get you..wait for it.. PSYCHED.

You Give Love a Bad Name - Jonathan B. Jovi
The Humpty Dance - Digital Underground
Come Sail Away - Styx
Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
The Transformers Theme Song - O. Prime
You're the Best - Joe Esposito
High Enough - Damn Yankees
Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield
Rock You Like a Hurricane - The Scorpions
Hip Hop Hooray - Naughty by Nature
Change of Heart - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Run Away - Slade
Favorite Movies, TV Shows, Games:
Umm...There is one type of movie that I like. And you know what it is. I have a very large collection of it in my hallway.
Favorite Quotes:
I don't repeat quotes said by other people. It is cheating. And beside's, I have my own quotes, as I am one of the quickest thinking, smooth talking guys around.
Favorite Activities
-Picking up beautiful woman then going back to my apartment for a little... You see where this is going...
-Hanging out with my bros, Ted and Marshall
-Actually scratch that one, as they are both the worst wingmen EVER
-Hanging out at Maclarens'

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At 9:05am on December 14, 2011, κιmвєяℓʏ™ said…

I smiled. 'I don't seem awesome...I'm not even awesome. I'm AWE.. wait for it...SOME!'

At 10:15am on December 13, 2011, κιmвєяℓʏ™ said…

'Here's a lil' something for ya.' I smiled.

At 9:56am on December 13, 2011, κιmвєяℓʏ™ said…

'Hi!' I smiled and waved. 'Your profile made me smile when i read it.'

At 6:07pm on December 12, 2011, dmitri dixon said…

i looove how i met your mother

At 12:14pm on December 23, 2010, ۞Lily Luna Potter۞ said…
Heyy ;)

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