Candy's Page

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

When ever I am in the Emergency Room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rosalie

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Edward's Prayer

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
A-Edward.

You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When...



1. You sleep with your books in your bed at night.

2. You've memorized every page number in all three books and know the content of each.

3. You start a Twilight-themed website.

4. You and your friends make Twilight tees that say "I'd rather die than be with Mike Newton" and wear them to school on the same day.

5. Instead of shouting "I HAVE TO PEE!" you say "I need a human minute."

6. You hate gym only… Continue