We're a bit sensitive to blood around here. I'm sure you can understand that.

~TWILIGHT OATH~
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.

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Twilight 10 Commandments:
1.I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.
2.You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain.
3.Remember to keep release dates calendered.
4.Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.
5.You shall not kill humans.
6.You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.
7.You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore.
8.You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.
9.You shall not covet Edward.
10.You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen cars

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His immortal kiss is coming.
Better late then never.
But I know this fact is true,
only a vampire can love you FOREVER.

HE'S REALLY HANDSOME IN THIS PICTURE!!!!

This is to all the people who:
Are in love with the Twilight series
...Edward Cullen to be exact
Who wishes they were Bella
Who died when Edward left
Who cried so many times reading New Moon
Who are deadly in love with vampires
...no joke
Who are conviced that vampires are real and aren't ashamed of it
Who wishes the lived in Forks
Who smiles when they see a shiny Volvo
Who knows that vampires sparkle in the sun, not burn
Who feel bad for Jacob Black
Who would have married Edward if they had the chance
...Don't worry, you're not alone