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I'm Dani. I'm not really a witch. But I wish I was.

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Five Things Everyone Should Know About You?
1. I hate Twilight. A lot!!!!!
2. I love writing fanfic - but not about Twilight.
3. I love Maximum Ride and Percy Jackson.
4. I like witches. I wish I was a witch.
5. I hate Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson.
6. Yeah... I'm not really a Twilight fan....
7. I am a rebel. That's why I wrote more than five things about me.
8. Oh wow. So I came back here after like two years and man....I really hated Twilight. I mean, I still don't like it, but back then...woah.
When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)?
Eh.....I read Twilight....I didn't like it....
Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?
Edward of course! ......Wait, we're not talking about Edward Elric?
I am Team Rocket! Because I will steal your Pikachu!
Prepare for trouble! Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation! To unite all people within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie! James!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light, surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth, that's right!
Wait, you meant from Twilight! Oh, I know! Team Guy That Almost Hit Bella With A Truck! I like him!
Which Character Are You Most Like?
None of them! I actually have a personality and wasn't created by a crappy writer *Cough cough*Stephenie Meyer*Cough cough*.
Favorite Books
Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, Inkheart, Savvy, Airhead, Fablehaven, Fruits Basket, Pendragon, Hunger Games, Gregor the Overlander, Harry Potter, ect...the only book I HATE is Twilight.
What is Your Favorite Music
Paramore, Of Monsters and Men, The Killers, Foster the People, the Beatles, Joe Hisaishi
Favorite Movies, TV Shows, Games:
Movies: Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Tangled, Paranorman, Spirited Away, Kiki's Delivery Service, Howl's Moving Castle, Arrietty, and anything else from Studio Ghibli. Oh yeah, and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time.
TV Shows: Phineas and Ferb, Pokemon, Danny Phantom, and Fairly Oddparents. Also, Avatar:The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Gravity Falls
Games: Pokemon, occasionally Animal Crossing. Shutupit'snotdumb
Favorite Quotes:
"Ali is nifty after fifty!" -my friend Karrie.
"I want a chia pet Obama!" - my 8th grade science teacher.
"It may be dumb, but it's also stupid!" -Patrick Star
OMG! The air is following me!" - my friends Caitlin, Rocky, and Mitchell and me.
"I want to find Pan." "Pam? Like the cooking spray?" - Percy and Grover
"I vill now destroy de Snickers bahrs!" - Gazzy
"I would run around like ninjas kicking people in the face." - Jake Saenz (a kid in my class)
"I think Small Plastic Disk that You Throw needs a shorter name." "I've got it! Small Plastic Disk That You TOSS!" - Patrick and Spongebob
"Ali got flushed down the toilet to Narnia!" - my friend Kellie
"I'm playing it cool in school!" "What's so cool about dressing like a girl?" - Kyo and Momiji (from Fruits Basket)
"Be quiet!" "Yes ma'am!" "What was that?" "I mean sir!" -my new science teacher and a kid in my class
"I think we should put a slide on the bell tower and slide down it every day!" - my English teacher

"Time waits for no one." - from The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

"We all have to find our own inspirations. Sometimes it's not easy." - Ursula, Kiki's Delivery Service.

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. This is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth." - Alphonse Elric

"Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he's got a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world." - Katara
*cue epic music*

Aang: "Yeah, I definitely wouldn't want to kiss you!"
Katara: "Really? I didn't realize it was such a horrible option!"

"Love is brightest in the dark."

Chong: "Secret tunnel, secret tunnel! Through a mountain! Secret secret secret secret tunnellllll! Yeah!"

Cabbage merchant: "MY CABBAGES!"

The Boulder: "The Boulder has conflicted feelings about fighting a young blind girl!"
Toph: "Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!"
The Boulder: "The Boulder has gotten over his conflicted feelings."

Actor Zuko: "I must capture the Avatar to regain my honor!"

Sokka: "Airship slice!"

Sokka: "Boomerang! You do always come back!"

Mako: "Oh, you're still here?"
Korra: "Oh, you're still a jerk?"

Tenzin: "Meelo, no! That is not a toilet!"

Tenzin: "Girls, you must promise me that your teenage years won't be like this."
Jinora: "I will make no such promises."
Favorite Activities
Uhh....all I ever do is like watch Fullmetal Alchemist. And like go on Tumblr.
And I really used to hate Twilight but now I'm just neutral so if you wanna come be friends with me that's cool.

Why I am Here

A couple people have asked me why I am here.
The same reason as many Twilight haters, I guess.
'Tis because I hate Twilight. And there are so many squee fans here...


Yeah, so that was my "I Hate Twilight" phase.

Eighth grade. What are you gonna do about it?

Well, lots of stuff has changed since then. I mean, I still don't like Twilight. But I was just sitting there thinking and I remembered this place. Hah, I really used to hate Twilight a lot! Anyways. I definitely don't love Twilight. But I'm here, aren't I?

So why am I here?

Good question.

Dani the Witch's Blog

Hi. I'm new here.

Posted on December 19, 2009 at 12:10pm 0 Comments

Yup, I'm new.
A few things about me :
I hate Twilight.
I like writing Fanfic.

That is all.

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At 10:08am on July 2, 2010, Dani the Witch said…
Ha ha I'm commenting on my own profile!! BTW I still go on this account here but not thar much, because I usually am on Max-Dan-Wiz......or Club Penguin!
At 2:58pm on December 27, 2009, sparkills said…
let's make twilight hating babies.
At 9:34pm on December 19, 2009, ♥ Alice Cullen Hale ♥ said…
um I dont mean to be rude i get your opinion but if you hate twilight why do you have a twilightsaga account?

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