The Twilight Saga

THE TWILIGT SAGA IS MY BIBLE, Sex was the key all along? Why didn’t I think of that? I could have saved myself a lot of arguments. Edward Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 6, p.111

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Five Things Everyone Should Know About You?
*WILL MARRY EDWARD CULLEN (or robert pattinson)
When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)?
august 2009 cuz my sis was continually reading them and that was the tme i stole them off her
read it too many times to count
Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?
EDWARD cuz jacob is an idiot
has weird hair
isn't able to make my heart stop when i hear his name
isn't good enough for bella
Isn't as hot as EDWARD!!!
Which Character Are You Most Like?
either bella because i am clumsy and am totally n love with EDWARD
or alice cuz i am very quirky
Favorite Books
new moon
breaking dawn
What is Your Favorite Music
any really
but i love the twilght soundtrack and bellas lullaby
Favorite Movies, TV Shows, Games:
who's line
the smurfs
PS i love you
love actually
red dwarf
being human
Favorite Quotes:
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Rules without relationship equals rebellion.
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
First rule of acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time!
Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?
Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
Life is a test, and I didn't take very good notes
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I intend to live forever-so far so good.
Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and the narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
They keep saying the right person will come along...I think a truck hit mine!
I swear to drunk I'm not God.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!*
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.*
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. *
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know
I think my brain has a mind of its own.
I think, therefore I'm dangerous.
I think we met in a past life and you were a dipstick then too.
I thought I wanted a career, but it turns out I just wanted paychecks.
I tried being reasonable once--I didn't like it.
I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I was born weird -- this terrible compulsion to behave normally is the result of childhood trauma.
I was stupid, I was expendable, and here I am.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd like to speak with your inner baby-sitter.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I'm lost. I've gone to Look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
I'm not depressed, I'm existentially challenged.
I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.
I'm not obnoxious, I'm verbally challenging.
I'm not panicking. I'm watching you panic. It's much more entertaining.
I'm not shy -- I'm studying my prey.
I'm not tense -- just terribly alert.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
If God wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees.
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
If a man speaks in a forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If all else fails, lower your standards.
If all else fails, read the directions.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice week.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If it doesn't feel good - don't do it twice
'Stressed' is 'Desserts' spelled backwards
You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication
Favorite Activities
sleeping reading twilight eating


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Posted on February 22, 2009 at 3:22pm 0 Comments

my vidio isnt ment to be offencive!
i like it because i think it portrays edwards feelings to jacob well.
i am sorry for any offence i am putting more twilight vidios on my site at the moment
sorry for any offence caused



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At 9:23pm on April 2, 2009, autumn,fac#14 said…
At 1:41pm on March 20, 2009, Anisa Mirza said… u doin??
At 6:38pm on March 18, 2009, allison said…
you have 58 qoutes, why?
At 11:20am on March 18, 2009, autumn,fac#14 said…
At 5:25am on March 17, 2009, Bella said…
emaly?> where did u desappear??:)
At 1:12pm on March 15, 2009, Georgina said…
haha we all know the vid is supposed to be offensive :P
At 8:12am on March 9, 2009, autumn,fac#14 said…
hey lil sis how r u i am good what have you been up to. me not much
At 10:20am on March 5, 2009, autumn,fac#14 said…
hey lil sis how r u i am good.
At 12:14pm on March 1, 2009, Georgina said…
Georgina Loves Emaly :)
At 10:57am on March 1, 2009, *Alexa Cullen* said…
awesome video!

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