Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer, do you know your unlike any other, do you know you'll always be my Thunder,(Offline)
okay...DONT ASK!
Jacob: Open the damn window!
Bella: Stalker…
Jacob: There’s a reason we can’t be friends.
Bella: Which is?
Jacob: -Dramatic pause- I’m a werewolf!
Bella: Oh no!
Mike: Oh no!
Charlie: Oh no!
-Koolaid man bursts through wall-
Koolaid man: OH YEAH!
Everyone: …
Koolaid man: -Backs out of wall-
A/N: No...really you dont wanna know!
-later on in the story-
-At Charlie’s house-
Jacob: Hey Bella, I’m baaaaack… Dun Dun DUN!
Bella: Oh no!
Edward: Oh no!
Charlie: Oh no!
Koolaid man: Oh yeah!
Edward: Oh my god, NO! You can only do that on Tuesdays!
Koolaid man: No one told ME that…
No one: I said no such thing!
Jacob: I thought I killed you!
Edward: -slaps forehead- just… get out of here…
Koolaid man: -walks away shamefully with no one-
Jacob: Ahem… Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. I’M BACK! MUAHAHAHA!
Bella: Why?
Jacob: What?
Bella: Why? Why are you back?
Jacob: Oh… um. I told Charlie about the motorcycles.
Bella: That sucks.
Jacob: It should.
Charlie: BELLA! GET IN HERE BEFORE I TAKE AWAY MR. FEELINGS!
Jacob: Mr. Feelings? What the hell?
Bella: He’s the only one that listens to me. He’s my best friend.
Jacob: Um.
Edward: Yeah. Um.
Bella: I have a lot of free time.
Edward: I’ve noticed.
Bella: Well, I’m gonna go now. See you guys later.
Jacob: No! That’s not supposed to happen! I’m supposed to go off, then Edward is supposed to comfort you.
Bella: Oh. Okay.
Jacob: I think this is my cue to leave. –Runs-
Bella: Oh, no! What did I do?!
Edward: I don’t know. What DID you do?
Bella: No! You’re supposed to hug me and tell me everything is going to be alright!
Edward: Oh. It’ll be alright… -Hugs Bella awkwardly-
Bella: I feel all better now! Let’s go play Xbox.