~~“I know – I’ll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.”-Alice
~~“You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.”-Rosalie
~~"I'm not going to lie, Bells. You're hideous."-Jacob
~~"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is 'Shut the hell up.'"-Bella
~~Quil: "You missed the party. Princess theme. She made me wear a crown, and then Emily suggested they all try out her new play makeup on me."
Jacob: "Wow, I'm really sorry I wasn't around to see that."
Quil: "Don't worry, Emily has pictures. Actually, I look pretty hot."
~~Bella: "Stop being a jerk, Jacob."
Jacob: "You say that like it's possible."
~~~Bella: "You look tired."
Jacob: "Dead beat."
Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead."
This isn't something in the book but i read and i started laughing really hard
"Every time I go to steal Jasper, Alice is by the window! How does she always--oooh!
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