"1. Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
2. So, what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonator.
3. Hey baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.
4. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Welcome to the Robert Pattinson Fan Club, please drop by and introduce yourself, there's a special discussion just for new members! :) Also please take a look at the discussion regarding the Group Rules.