I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
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-Your heart leaps when you see a silver Volvo drive by.
-You think about him all day.
-You remember everything he says.
-You stealth around pretending you’re a vampire.
-You want to play baseball in a thunderstorm. (Even though you don't know how.)
-You drink cranberry juice... just to pretend it's blood.
-You doodle his name everywhere.
-You can't put the book down if he’s a part of it.
-You hunt mountain lion.
-You compare every guy to Edward.
-You hate Victoria!!!
-You pretend to read minds.
-You run really fast. (Or at least try to.)
-You feel bad for Charlie.
-You love meadows.
-You suspect people of being vampires.
-You think that pale is the new tan.
-You use Twilight related affairs in homework assignments -such as vocabulary sentences.
-You Google his character even though he isn't real.
-You always have a book on hand.
-You spend countless hours on Fan Fiction.
-You made your homepage www.thetwilightsaga.com
-You quote the book in everyday conversation.
-You fantasize about fangs.
-You spend rainy days pretending to be in Forks.
-You will name your first born boy/girl, after a character.
-You downloaded "Clair De Lune".
-You interrogate pale people why they don't like the sun.
-You friended Edward Cullen on Facebook.
-You casually migrate away from redheads in a crowd.
-You explore abandoned houses looking for the Cullens.
-You are afraid of dance studios.
-The topic of being immortal pops up in regular conversation. .
-All you can do all day is think about watching Twilight when you go home.
-You know the exact dates that the next movies are coming out.
-You’re on your third post and you haven't even gotten half way through the things you want to say.
-It's a Saturday night and you could be with your friends or boyfriend, but your watching Twilight for the too-much-to-countth time today.
-You did your room in Red, Black and White so that you could display your Twilight books.
-You want to be Bella even though she gets bit and feels like hell and almost dies.
-You get so excited when Alice and Jasper and Emmett rip James's head off!
-You do anything and everything Twilight related.
-You stayed up all night to finish the Twilight Saga, then cried when you finished it, then lied to your mom as to why you were up at two in the morning.
-You cried in the middle of the Charleston Mall because you called your mom to ask if you could buy Rosalie's Cullen Crest Locket and she wouldn't let you... or Alice's chocker.
-You know Edward will come back but you cry anyway.
-You want your boyfriend to sparkle and be cold.
-You bite him so you can be a vampire.
-You've seen the movie 1,004,947,786,947,896,547,895 times but you still look at your TV when something intense is happening.
-Even though you’re not looking at the screen you know exactly what is happening and who's on the frame.
-You do nothing but think about Twilight
-You dedicate every song you hear to Twilight
-You refresh Twilight websites every 5 minutes to check for more Twilight news
-You have read all four books a million times.
-You never shut up about Twilight.
-You can tell the whole story to your friends in detail when they ask.
-You can name all the characters and the actors that play them.
-You already know every line of the movie.
-Every time you see the word Twilight, you freak out, even if it has nothing to do with Twilight.
-You can relate everything you see and hear to Twilight.
-Every time you turn on your computer, the first thing you look for is about Twilight.
-You walk into a bookstore and you go straight to the section that contains the Twilight Saga!
-You buy magazines featuring anything Twilight.
-You’ve spent over 200 dollars in tickets and twilight gear… just on yourself!
-You can’t see the end of the fourth movie of Harry Potter without crying.
-Someone says Edward is not real, you yell “Edward is real and he is my boyfriend!"
-Your boyfriend is wishing you'd talk to him but you still want to read.
-You're friends started calling you Bella.
-You get nervous when Alice yells "stop!" when they're playing baseball because you know James is coming.
-You can't peel your eyes away from your TV when a Twilight commercial comes on even though your mom is screaming for you to come to her.
-You know Edward Cullen is fictional (I want to cry), but you continue to believe he's real.
-You get so scared when James smells Bella on the baseball field.
-You look at your boyfriend/husband and think, "Sparkle damn you, sparkle!"
-You start pushing random people into the sunlight to see if they sparkle.
-Your screen name has something to do with the saga.
-You and your friends look up all the "Edward Cullens" in the phone book, call, then yell, "OME! I can't believe its you!"
-Your mom announces she is vegetarian and you check the color of her eyes.
-You call your boyfriend/husband Edward because you are half asleep and he gets mad because he thinks you're cheating.
-The same boyfriend overhears you talking to your friends and decides to go find and punch that Edward kid.
-You buy topaz colored contacts to go with you vampire kit for Halloween.
-You have a charm bracelet that now has a diamond heart and a small wolf on it
-You fall down or trip and someone responds "Okay, Bella"
-You hate a girl in school just because her name is Victoria or Lauren.
-You turn a guy down for a date because his name is James.
-You see a shoe or tattered t-shirt on the side of the road and think. "OMJ! Jacob was here!"
-You see a shiny silver Volvo and start following it.
-You start wandering around a forest hoping to find a magical clearing.
-You are a team Edward fan, you won't date a guy named Jacob.
-You leave your window open at night waiting for Edward to come.
-You smile when you hear thunder.
-Your friend breaks their hand, you ask them if they punched a werewolf in the face.
-You compare your doctor to Carlisle.
-A guy ignores you, you think its because he's a vampire and he is resisting your blood.
. -You want to go visit Forks, Washington just to find Edward.
-You have post-partum depression because you finished Breaking Dawn.
-You are constantly telling yourself, "If Edward can resist Bella's blood, I can resist that piece of cake"
-You dream about Edward every night.
-You don’t have a crush anymore because you know no one compares to Edward.
-Everything you own has quotes from Edward written all over it.
-You wish your boyfriend speaks to you in a "velvety voice."
-Your wedding ring has to be like the one Edward gave Bella.
-You wish you could be a vampire on a daily basis.
-Your boyfriend dumps you, you are okay with it because now you can focus on Edward.
-You’re dying to get a silver Volvo.
-You see a dead deer and you think, "Edward was here"
-You get ecstatic if someone says your skin feels cold.
-You think about biting someone because they smell so good.
-You feel no guilt for being this far down the list.
-When someone asks you what your thinking, you answer "Twilight,"
-You wore your Twilight shirt on picture day.
-You growl when someone makes you angry.
-You had Twilight taken away as a punishment.
-Your disappointed when your parents won't let you go to Forks to find him.
-You haven't watched TV in a month because you're too busy reading Twilight.
-You trained your dog to guard your Twilight books.
-You've discovered a way to keep your parents from finding out you read Twilight every night, even school nights.
-You have to write a report about what you want to be when you grow up, you write it on vampires.
-You went to medical school in hopes it would help you track down Carlisle.
-You accidentally write your last name as Cullen on a test.
-Whenever someone guesses what you're thinking, you scream "OME!!!!! You were taught by Edward how to read minds, where is he!?"
-You go to a restaurant and scan the menu for mushroom ravioli.
-You've started to wear the same thing more often, hoping Alice will come and change you.
-Topaz is your new favorite gemstone.
-Your favorite fruit is apples, your favorite flower is a tulip, you are now obsessed with making sure you have a ribbon at all times, and your favorite game is chess.
-You learned to play the piano.
-You see the words "Twilight", "New Moon", "Eclipse", and "Breaking Dawn" you go completely nuts about it, even if it has nothing to do with the books.
-You actually laugh, and not hate, the spoofs you watch about Twilight.
-You read the books over again just to get the minor characters right.
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