Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him?

Do You...
Miss Me? [?]
Think I'm Sexy? [Not really, that's probably putting a dent in your ego]
Think I'm Cute? [Yeah, but like bunny-rabbit cute]
Think I'm Hot? [No]
Think I'm Ok? [what do you mean?]
Think I'm Ugly? [no]
Want To Kiss Me? [Hasn't really crossed my mind]
Want To Cuddle With Me? [CUDDLES! :)]
Want To Date Me?[No]

Am I...
Smart? [yes]
Funny? [YES]
Cool? [;)]
Loveable? [Maybe]
Adorable? [Aww...]
Great To Be With? [Yes]
Attractive? [...]
Mean? [Not really]
Ugly? [no]
Gorgeous?[sigh]

Have You Ever...
Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [no]
Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me Non Stop?[no]
Wished I Were There? [when i'm feeling down]
Had A Crush On Me? [no]
Wanted My Number? [when i'm bored]
Had A Dream About Me? [Yes!]
Been Distracted By Me?[:)]

Are You...
Happy You Know Me?[Yes]
Thinking About Me?[Duh, if im answering these questions, i have to be]

*throws you keys smile and laughs, waves arms examining your gift*

Would you..
Push me against a wall and kiss me? [uhm, who knows!] 
Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [definatley!] 
Slap Me? [of course not, well... depends(:] 
Slap me if i asked you to? [noo(:] 
Kiss Me? [hmm(:] 
Let Me Kiss You? [of course(:] 
Watch A Movie With Me? [that'd be fun!] 
Take Me Out To Dinner? [as long as you payy(:] 
Take A Shower With Me? [awkward] Take Me Home For The Night? [what does that mean?] 
Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [if you were sleepy!] 
Take Me Anywhere With You [of course(:] 
Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [yaa already did(:] 
Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [I'm not a rapist.] Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [are you a rapist?] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [pancakes?] 
Make me breakfast? [as long as you don't throw up(:] 
Tickle Me? [hehehe] 
Let Me Tickle You? [(:] 
Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? [YEAH] 
Instant Message Me? [okay?] 
Greet Me In Public? [indeed] 
Hang Out With Me? [mhmm(:] 
Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [that's for boyys] 
Bring Me Around Your Friends? [as long as they don't take you from meee(:] 
Fall in love with me? [<3]
Like me? [(:] 
Make love to me?[only if were married, but ewe!]

Do You...
Miss Me? [yeah):] 
Think I'm Sexy? [hahh(:] 
Think I'm Cute? [yes!] 
Think I'm Hot? [who doesn't?] 
Think I'm Ok? [more than that(:] 
Think I'm Ugly? [yeaahh...NOO] 
Want To Kiss Me? [that'd be nice(:] Want To Cuddle With Me? [sure(:]
Want To Date Me?[well(:]

Am I...
Smart? [yes(:]
Funny? [YES] 
Cool? [yes(:] 
Loveable? [of corse<3] 
Adorable? [yes!] 
Great To Be With? [there's not other(:] 
Attractive? [mhmmm.] 
Mean? [not to mee(:] 
Ugly? [never] 
Gorgeous?[yessssssss(:]

Have You Ever...
Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [not so fast..] 
Found Yourself Wanting To Kiss Me Non Stop?[non stop? Still too fast.] Wished I Were There? [yes(:] 
Had A Crush On Me? [don't tell him(:] Wanted My Numbe

Jake! *Smiles* Look at us!

(: