Hey pplz!

TWILIGHT OATH~ I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.

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+ , *support♥ + * adore♥+ *
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. * * + . * Love twilight ♥.*
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.`·.¸.·´ if you truly
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(¸.·´(¸.·´ (¸.·¨¯`☆ Love Vampires :D ♥



...V...Put this
...A...On your
...M...Profile
...P...If
...I...You
...R...Have
...E...That crazy
...S...Obsession over vampires!

You Say Harry Potter
I Say Twilight
You Say Troy Bolton
I Say Emmett Cullen
You Say Romeo And Juliet
I Say Edward and bella
You Say Sexy Basketball Guy
I Say Hot Vampire
I am...
100% Team Edward
100% Vampire!
100% In Love With Edward♥
Edward cullen, so hot!!
I'M A TWILIGHT FANPIRE!!♥

╔═╗Edward is my
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╔♫═╗╔╗ ♥
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╔╝╚╗♫╚╣║║║║╔╣ Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen and Jasper Hale!
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♥___♥_♥___♥ Jasper
_♥___♥___♥_ Edward
__♥_____♥__ Emmett
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╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
╚══╩══╩══╝ profile if you've caught it to.


The Twιlιght Sαgα ιs α Drug...
And I'm Proud To Bε Addιctεd ♥
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♥Bella: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
Edward: Not at all
Bella: Do You Like Me?
Edward: Not Really.
Bella: Do You Want Me?
Edward: HELL NO.
Bella: Would You Cry If I Left?
Edward: NO WHY SHOULD I.
Bella: Would You Live For Me?
Edward: NEVER.
Bella: Would You Do Anything For Me?
Edward: NO.
Bella: What would you choose me or your life?
Edward: My Life.
Bella Runs Away In Shock And Pain And Edward Runs After Her And Says:
The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
The Reason I Don't Like You Is Because I Love You
The Reason I Don't Want You Is Because I Need You
The Reason I Wouldn't Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
The Reason I Wouldn't Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You
The Reason I'm Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My LIFE

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ORIGINAL TWILIGHT FAN ®

------------ -♥Girls♥---------- -------------
-----------are like apples-----------------
-- -----on trees. The best ones-------------
-----are at the top of the tree.-----------
---The boys don't want to reach-------------
--for the good ones because they-----------
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-----
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-------
from the ground that aren't as good,--------
but easy. So the apples up top think-------
something wrong w/ them when in------------
-reality they're amazing. They just--------
---have to wait for the right boy-------
---- to come along, the one who's----------
---------- - brave enough to----------------
------- --------climb all-------------------
--- ------------the way---------------------
- -------------to the top-------------------
--- ----------of the tree.♥-----------------

5 ways to annoy Jacob Black

1. Throw a stick and tell him to fetch.

2. When he doesn't get it, whack him on the nose with a rolled up news paper.

3. Buy him a kitten for his birthday and name it Edward.

4. Tell him he needs a hair cut and give him the number to a pet groomer.

5. Buy him a Bite Me t-shirt.

6. Buy him a shock collar and shock him everytime he swears.

7. Give him a muzzle.

8. Ask if he can teach you how to doggy paddle.

9. Ask him if he has any rabies you need to worry about.

10. Follow him around sining " Who's Afriad of the Big Bad Wolf?"

11. Buy him some dog treats.

12. Ask him why he doesn't glitter in the sun.

13. Ask him if he has fleas.

14. Tell him to go fetch a space heater.

15. Ask him to get you a drink and when he brings it back to you, pat him on the head and say " Good boy!"

16. Whenever he tries to speak, howl as loud as you can.

17. Compare the number of Edward fans to Jacob fans in front of him.

18. Replace his body wash with dog shampoo.

19. Dress up like a vampire for halloween and go trick-or-treating in La Push.

20. Paint his motorcycle hot pink.

21. Call him " A Little Fuzzy Wolf"