the chronicles of vladimir tod
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"I prefer brunettes."-Edward Cullen
"Fall down again, Bella?"-Emmett Cullen
20 WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS!! :
1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says " I'm STUPID!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT HUG YOU!!!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!!!"
One day a black man walked into a diner and noticed that he was the only black man in there. He sat down and the white man sitting behind said " Colored people aren't allowed here!" The black man replied " When i was born i was black. When i stay in the sun to long, i'm black, when i'm sick, i'm black, when i get cold, i'm black, and when i die, i'll be black! But you sir, when you were born, you were pink! When you stay in the sun to long, you turn red! When you get sick you turn green! When you get cold you turn blue and when you die you'll be purple! And yet you stand here and call me coloured?! The black man got up and walked out of the diner! REPOST THIS TO STOP RACISM!!!!
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