Hate the sin, love the sinner...

YOU KNOW YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT WHEN....

Your heart leaps when you see a silver Volvo drive by
You think about him all day (AND PROUD OF IT)
You remember everything he says
You stealth around pretending Youre a vampire
You want to play baseball in a thunderstrom
You drink cranberry juice... just to pretend
You doodle his name
You cant put the book down if hes a part of it
You hunt mountain lion
You compare every guy to edward
You hate Rosalie!!
You pretend to read minds
You run really fast (or at least try to)
You feel bad for charlie
You love meadows
You suspect people of being vampires
You think that pale is the new tan
You use twilight related affairs in homework assignments -such as vocabulary sentences
You think the cullens are the new brady bunch
You google his character even though he isn't real
You always have a book on hand
You spend countless hours on fanfiction
Stepheniemeyer.com is your homepage
You quote the book in everyday conversation
You fantisize about fangs
You spend rainy days pretending to be in Forks
You will name your first born, boy/girl, after a character
You put on white makeup and purple eyes shadow and then go out in public....and even hiss at strangers
You downloaded "Clair De Lune"
You interogate pale people why they don't like the sun
You persue a career in dentistry to find someone with fangs
You friended Edward Cullen on Facebook
You casually migrate away from redheads in a crowd
You explore abandoned houses looking for the Cullens
You are afraid of dance studios
The topic of being immortal pops up in regular conversation.
You look at your boyfriend/husband and think, "Sparkle damn you, SPARKLE!"
You start pushing random people into the sunlight to see if they sparkle.
You quote lines from the books for use in your everyday speech
Your screenname has something to do with the saga
You write fanfictions when you're supposed to be doing homework/work you and your friends look up all the "Edward Cullens" in the phone book, call, then yell, "OMG, I can't believe its you"
Your mom announces she is vegetarian and you check the color of her eyes
Your call your boyfriend/husband Edward because you are half asleep and he gets mad because he thinks you're cheating
The same boyfriend overhears you talking to your friends and decides to go find and punch that Edward kid
You buy topaz colored contacts to go with you vampire kit for halloween
You have a charm bracelet that now has a diamond heart and a small wolf on it
You or your friends fall down or trip and someone responds "Okay, Bella"
You hate a girl in school just because her name is Victoria or Lauren
You turn a guy down for a date because his name is James
You are now afraid to go to your ballet studio at night
You see a shoe or tattered t-shirt on the side of the road and think. "OMG, Jacob was here!"
You get a fever and think you are turning into a werewolf.
Buy a motorcycle in hopes that Edward will talk to you too.
You name your cat Edward and he follows you everywhere.
You buy a dog and name him Jacob
You aren't surprised when he and the cat don't get along.
See a shiny silver volvo and start following it.
Start wandering around a forest hoping to find a magical clearing.
When you spot a volvo and shout out the car window "Stupid Shiny Volvo owner!"
When your best friends get into a fight you claim Yourself as Switzerland.
You are a team Edward fan, you won't date a guy named Jacob
You are a team Jacob fan, you won't date a guy named Edward
You leave your window open at night waiting for Edward to come
You smile when you hear thunder
Your friend breaks their hand You ask them if they punched a werewolf in the face
You compare your doctor to Carlisle
A guy ignores you, you think its because he's a vampire and he is resisting your blood
You go to a bookstore, you look for the saga and read the back of the books even though you've read the it over and over before
You cry at the beginning of New Moon when Edward leaves even though you knew it happened
You want to go visit Forks, Washington just to find Edward
You have post-partum depression because you finished Breaking Dawn
You are constantly telling yourself, "If Edward can resist Bella's blood, I can resist that piece of cake"
When You dream about Jacob and/or Edward every night.
When You start to say "Holy crow!" when something surprises You, and it isn't even intentional.
You don’t have a crush anymore because you know no one compares to Edward
Everything you own has quotes from "Twilight" written all over it
You wish your boyfriend speaks to you in a "velvety voice."
Your wedding ring HAS to be like the one Edward gave Bella
You wish you could be a vampire on a daily basis
Your boyfriend dumps you, you are okay with it because now you can focus on Edward.
You’re dying to get a silver Volvo
You see a dead deer and you think, "Edward was here"
You hear a song and think "this would be a good song for Edward and Bella"
You get ecstatic if someone says your skin feels cold
You think about bitting someone because they "smell so good"
Team Switzerland