If I was standing next to Alice at all she would be smacking me constantly before I even looked at Jasper's ass, and its a great ass.
My boyfriend is jealous of my 'fictional boyfriend' (We won't tell him otherwise) (EDWARD IS MINE!!!!!)
i have come the conclusion that Twilight is not my alternate reality... it is my reality!
CARLISLE ADOPT ME!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
Jasper please mess with my emotions!!!! I'm begging you, OOO I feel so much better!
The person who ruined Midnight Sun should have the Volturi sent to their house. (Along with the wives)!
My shrink says I have OCD, Obsessive Cullen Disorder!
Edward Cullen doesn't pop his collar on purpose. His shirt gets an erection when it touches him.
My boyfriend says that I'm too obsessed with Twilight.........I asked him what his point was, and if you could get to it quickly, I was reading Twilight!
BELLA STOLE MY VAMPIRE!!!!!!!
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.