"also: Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? funny world."
"" Youtube, Twitter and Facebook should merge together to become: You Twit Face."
" How come Mario can smash through bricks... yet he dies when he touches a freaking turtle!!!???"
" I am a ninja.. no your not.. did you see…"
"HAVENT WE ALL...
*Layed down and stared at 1 propeller on the fan go round in circles
*poured mini shots in2 bottle caps
*Thought the "D" in disney was a "g"
*said a word over and over again until it didnt even sound like a real…"