He's the reason I stay up so many nights just staring at my ceiling lost in thought....

But I'm lazy and don't want to... you see my dilemma? :]

Ah... well that's about as boring as a class can get. :\

x3 And yup... right on the desk... in front of EVERYONE. ;]

Hmm... fair enough. :3 Liars lie. XD

Well... the kinky way. ;3

Hah- How could you even suggest such a thing... of course not to your boyfriend. ;3

I shall... go find me the producer! :3

What class is it? Haha. x3 Well... if I were in your place... on that particular day I might have been doing someo- er uh... something.

Why is he fat or something? :P If that's the case... SEND THEM MY WAY! DX

... I see.. although I don't know why anyone would lie about such a thing. :\

Haha, wait... o.o what way are you referring to?

There... doesn't it feel better to admit to your sadistic ways? :3 I'm sure he isn't. And of course my statement was more important... I mean... it is MY statement. v.v Jk. Haha.

Haha, That should be what the next season of Everybody hates Chris should be called. :3 I'm brilliant.

Haha, how do you know? Just because of his looks? You'd be too busy drooling over him to actually learn anything. I'd like to get in on that. ;3 Haha, ohhh so none of them liked it? :\ that's a shame.

Hmm... A magic mushroom. :] Lmao, dude, that is so awkward. I would have killed myself from embarrassment before anyone knew I did anything. x3 First time? Really... wow... you are a tease. x] I love it when the beg <3

Haha, okay good, because I don't know if you'd be able to handle my... heat. v.v And you are so a sadist. Lol. Who'd just completely ignore how much a guy wants you? ONLY YOU! X3 Whose to say that he's not proof to MY statement? o.-

Excuse me? You got something to say, woman? ;]

Haha. :3 You know how Asian's sometimes have a baby like face with huge eyes? Well... that's him. Dx And geez... his lips... >.<" they're like a pinkish color but not so dark that they're freakishly pink or red or whatever. I won't go into detail about the rest cause I know I won't be able to fight off my brain's death if I do. Haha. :3 As a matter of fact my brain completely shut off just typing about him. T.T

Haha, you sure it's not just the danger that makes you stay with him? D: Rofl, I can picture you getting caught too, that's the weird part. x3

Proving him wrong is evil? ;3 Please, you don't think it's evil... I wouldn't be surprised if you wanted details of exactly how I get him to blush. ;] MY GOD! I WILL TELL YOU THE REASON WHY! Innocence... it's just... well... I don't know if it's just me (and your boyfriend), but it's the thing that really gets me in a sadistic (and slightly masochistic) mood and I'm a very sadistic person when it comes to certain things... o_o I don't know, maybe it just has to do with the more primitive part of the male mind... :\ You know... like dudes would think it's hot because it's a sign of one being younger (more or less the age when their partner is able to bear children) to be naive and innocent and what not... Am I reading too much into this?

Of course they couldn't. v.v My sharp wit and boyish attitude can be beaten by none!

Hmmm... Well the vietnamese dude who lives across my old block was ADORABLE. xo Wrinkles? That's where I draw the line. Oh my gahsh, that reminds me of this asian sophmore in my school... my gahd... he's the most beautiful person I have ever seen.... and I mean beautiful to the point where just looking at him makes my eyes melt and my pants shrink. Ah... anyways I'm getting off topic. :3

Oh I seee... well then that's not that impressive. :D Haha That happens to me all the time, I can sympathize with the guy. :[

Haha, I know. :3 He's adorable... and no matter how much he tries to act like he has lost his innocence I still find ways to prove him wrong. =:3 And I agree 100%, I like to make him squirm. >=3

Haha, like you don't already know. x3 I've simply measured the skill of each and every sports player whom I see fit and who will allow me to um... give them feedback? Eh. :\ I don't have a witty subtlety for that part. Haha. :3

Eh... why not? Describe him to me and I shall be the judge. ;3

Haha, yeah right. :3- O.O He can't fit his problems in SWEATPANTS?! As in... baggy old man sweatpants? Hon... you're in for a world of pain.

Haha, well it used to be Alex... and it still is. x3 According to Alex I am. Haha.

Of course I know. How could I NOT know? ;] Jk. Believe me I know, jocks are unpredictable.... sometimes in good ways and sometimes in bad. :3

Haha- wait... o_o is he hot?

That doesn't count! x3 Oh please, you're the most innocent person I know- wait scratch that... second. ;3

Finally something we have in common! Just ask Alex. ;3

Haha, no wayyyyy. :3 An innocent little thang like you... ;3 worst you'd get from a dumb jock is a few horrible pick up lines and maybe a grope or two. x3

Lmao. Why whatever happened to your foreign friend? (If you already told me, I forget. Haha)

Wait a minute... what happened to the last one? o.0

Haha, how would you even approach the question. Just walk up to some really dumb neanderthal and be like "so... if I gave you a tootsie roll would you jump in the elevator to get it to stall?" Honestly, if I ever did that I'd end up getting my pretty face beat in. D:

Yeah, I get that a lot. x3 Haha.

Oh nice, didn't happen to mention gay AND will use violence to get what he wants? Dx

Who said I haven't already had him? o.e Eh? Haha, I know, and girls are no fun for gay guys. D: Honestly, the amount of chicks who ask me out on a regular basis would astound you!