Forget Edward and Bella, I Want Jacob and Renesmee Love!

aww, for me?

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I was diagnosed with Obsessive
Cullen Disorder!!!!!

1.You do nothing but think about twilight, dedicate every song you hear to twilight, cried when you saw robert cut his hair, get ridiculed relentlessly b/c of your obsession with twilight, refresh twilight websites every 5 minutes to check for more twilight news, get into huge arguments, maybe even catfights while fighting about twilight, and finally made the commitment to stay pure until after marraige b/c thats what edward would want

2.You have read all four books a million times. Never shut up about twilight. Know everything that happens. Can tell the whole story to your friends in detail when they ask. Name all the characters and the actors that play them.

3.You already know every line of the movie after seeing it just 2 times

4.You know you are a twilighter when you remember the exact lines of special scenes of the movie

5.Everytime you see the word twilight you freak out even if it has nothing to do with twilight.

6.You can relate everything you see and hear to Twilight!

7.When you look over in history class and see a girl reading a black book so you crane your neck and see the line “something with her scent on it”. you turn to your best friend and proclaim “IT’S ECLIPSE!”

8.You cry every time Edward leaves, even though you have read the book 3 times.

9.Every time you turn on ur pc the first thing u look for is about Twilight.

10.You walk into a bookstore and you go straight to the section that contains the Twilight Saga!

11.You buy magazines featuring anything Twilight obsessively.

12.When you’ve spent over 200 dollars in tickets and twilight gear… just on yourself!

13.You can’t see the end of the fourth movie of Harry Potter without crying.

14.Someone Says Edwards Not real You yell: “EDWARD IS REAL AND HE’S MY BOYFRIEND!”

ABOVE ALL WHEN YOU DEFEND TWILIGHT WITH YOUR ENTIRE LIFE BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO ARE HATERS CONSTANTLY OFFEND IT!!!

~TWILIGHT OATH~
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

♥Bella: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
♥Edward: No
♥Bella: Do You Like Me?
♥Edward: Not Really.
♥Bella: Do You Want Me?
♥Edward: No.
♥Bella: Would You Cry If I Left?
♥Edward: No.
♥Bella: Would You Live For Me?
♥Edward: No.
♥Bella: Would You Do Anything For Me?
♥Edward: No.
♥Bella: What would u choose,me or your life?.
♥Edward: My Life.
♥Bella Runs Away In Shock And Pain And Edward Runs After Her And Says:
♥The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
♥The Reason I Don't Like You Is Because I Love You
♥The Reason I Don't Want You Is Because I Need You
♥The Reason I Wouldn't Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
♥The Reason I'm Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
♥The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!♥

I luv robert alot but i think tht this pic is really funny

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