(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination
º¤ø„¸Copy and Paste „ø¤º°
ø¤º°if you think that°º¤ø„¸
º¤ø„¸the bird is the word! ø¤º°
Blonde Joke!!(No offense intended)
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!"
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916
Rosalie Cullen: Better Than You Since 1916
Alice Cullen: Quikier Than You Since 1901
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843
Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987
...TWILIGHT STUFF over...
Time for a SuRvEy!!
What's your name? Rebecca Mae have a last name too, but like I'm gonna tell you!
Height? Last time I checked I was 5'3
Weight? That's rude!
Hair color? Brown, same with my eyes.
Eye color? I just told you...
What are you doing right now? Typing
Who's next to you right now? My kitty.(Named Jasper)
Do you have an imaginary friend? Yep, her name is Grayson and she is a Vampire with wings
Do you want an imaginary friend? ...I dont want to hurt her feelings...
Are you in love? You bet.
With who? You ;)
Are you lying to me? Duh!
Turn on your TV. What's on? MTV cribs
Grab the nearest book. Turn to page 96, paragraph 2, line 3. What does it say?
"Its lovely if only you could frost someone to death" from the Hunger games by Suzanne Collins
Look to your left. What do you see?The Phone and a Snickers bar
Who's your crush? I'm not telling you!
What was the last thing you ate? ummm Italian soup
What were you doing at 6:45 this morning? Listening to my Mp3 player wile getting ready for school
What was the last thing you yelled? CARLOS COME HERE ( thats my dog he is a pit-bull)
Do you have a job? No, but I want one.
Do you have a car? Yes...NO IDIOT didn't you see im only 13
Do you have siblings? Yes, but he moved out
How many? 1. My brother Rob he is turning 20 this year
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? umm England
Do you believe in magic? In a young girl's heart....LOL...
Do you believe in fairies? depends on my mood
Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs? Yes.
More than once? Yes.
What did you do when you got to the bottom? shot death glares at my brother who couldn't stop laughing
What's your birthday? April 1
What's your birthstone? Diamond
Zodiac? I have no freaking idea
Astrological sign? nope don't know that either
Type your name with your feet. rtr5e4b44ecdfcfdqa
Was that fun? yes it was AMAZING...not
Run around the house. How do you feel? dumb because i tripped
Do you own a credit card? ...no...
Do you like to shop? Only for books
What's the last thing you bought? a Snickers bar
Do you have any children? yep....nope....
Are you married? HECK NO!!!
Who's your crush? ha ha im not telling you
What's you favorite color? purple and black
Favorite animal? Fox
Favorite fruit? Orange
Quick! You have to save the world! HANNAH MONTANA DID IT... that should keep them occupied
Someone has a knife to your back. ooooo crap
Do you swear? not usually
Do your parents know you swear?...........
What is open on your computer? Fanfiction site. Tales of Pirates and Microsoft word
Do you sleep walk? No.
Do you sleep talk? no
What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?I dreamed that a guy in my class was dead and his brother held me wile i cried....
What are your favorite books? (Not in this order) Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, the Chronicles of Narnia, the Lord of the Ring, and of course twilight
One more question...who's your crush? Damn you. A guy in my class we call him Rainbow NO NAMES.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close make your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I BELIVE IN THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT, !!!!IM A CHRISTIAN, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!!