I PROMISE TO REMEMBER BELLA
EACH TIME I CARELESSLY FALL DOWN
AND I PROMISE TO REMEMBER EDWARD
WHENEVER I AM OUT OF TOWN
I PROMISE TO OBBEY TRAFFIC LAWS
FOR CHARLIE'S SAKE OF COURSE
AND I PROMISE TO REMEMBER JACOB
WHENEVER MY HEART FILLS WITH REMORSE
I PROMISE TO REMEMBER CARLISLE
WHENEVER I AM IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM
AND I PROMISE TO REMEMBER EMMETT
EVERY TIME THER IS A HUGE BOOM
I PROMISE TO REMEMBER ROSALIE
EVERY TIME I SEE SOMETHING THAT HOLDS PURE BEAUTY
AND I PROMISE TO REMEMBER ALICE
WHEM I AM AT A MALL AND A CUTE OUTFIT SPOTS ME
I PROMISE TO REMEMBER RENESMEE
WHEN I SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL BRONZE HAIR
AND I PROMISE TO REMEMBER ESME
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY CARE
I PROMISE TO REMEMBER JASPER
WHENEVER MY STOMACH ISN'T CURLED
AND I PROMISE TO REMEMBER THE VOLTURI
WHEN SOMEONE SPEAKS OF DOMINATING THE WORLD
YES I PROMISE TO REMEBER TWILIGHT
WHEREVER I MAY GO
SO THAT ALL MAY SEE MY OBSESSION
BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT THE TWILIGHTERS KNOW!
GOD MADE THE GRASS , GOD MADE THE TREES,
GOD MADE EDWARD JUST FOR ME!
SUP TO ALL MY EDWARD FANS OUT THERE! PLEASE STAY EDWARD FANS FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE. JACOB IS MEAN TO EDWARD, AND EDWARD IS SOO NICE TO HIM. GO TEAM EDWARD!
PLUS, WHY SHOULD THERE BE TEAM JACOB, WHEN WE ALL KNOW THAT EDWARD AND BELLA GET MARRIED?
IF YOU R OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT/NEWMOON , HIGHLIGHT THIS:
THEN YOU ARE VERY GREAT
IF YOU R TEAM EDWARD,HIGHLIGHT THIS:
YOU HAVE VERY VERY VERY VERY GOOD TASTE
IF YOU HAVE POSTERS ALL OVER YOUR ROOM OF TWILIGHT/NEWMOON, HIGHLIGHT THIS:
YOU R VERY VERY VERY DECORATIVE
IF YOU HAVE AT LEAST 1 TWILIGHT SHIRT, HIGHLIGHT THIS:
YOU ARE VERY STYLISH!
if you love Twilight,
say it ould loud
Make A Wish By The End Of This Countdown:
Make a Wish...
If you post this on ur page ur wish will come true.
24 ways to ANNOY UR PARENTS!! : So funny!!!
1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a stupid!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!!!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20.When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night
coca cola went 2 town,Pepsi cola knocked him down,Doctor Pepper picked him up nd now ur drinkin 7-up,7-up got da flu now ur drinkin mountain dew,mountain dew fell down da mountain now ur drinkin from a fountain,the fountain somehow broke now ur drinkin cherry coke,cherry coke lost da cherry now ur drinkin Logan Berry,Logan Berry said "OH DEAR" now ur drinkin Root Beer,wat a joke now ur bak 2 drinkin Coke! !
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator(this reminds me of Spongebob i dont know why)
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23.PRETEND its a crime scene and ask questions!
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
all girls copy and
paste this to ur page!