You say Human, I say Vampire.
You say Miley Cyrus, I say Alice Cullen
You say Zac Efron, I say Edward Cullen.
You say Coke, I say Blood.
You say vampires are scary, I say vampires are awesome!!!!
NORMAL PEOPLE vs. TWILIGHT FANS
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions.
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word.
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you.
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula.
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires.
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!!!!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms.
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat.
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS, WASHINGTON.
NORMAL PEOPLE: dont have this on their page.
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on their page.
I promise to remember Bella,
Each time I carelessly fall down,
And I promise to remember Edward,
Whenever i'm out of town,
I promise to obey traffic laws,
For Charlie's sake of course,
And I promise to remember Jacob,
When my heart fills with remorse,
I promise to remember Carlisle,
Whenever I am in the Emergency Room,
And I promise to remember Emmett,
Every time there's a huge boom,
I promise to remember Rosalie,
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty,
And I promise to remember Alice,
When at the mall and a cute outfit spots me,
I promise to remember Renesmee,
When I see that beautiful bronze hair,
And I promise to remember Esme,
When someone tells me they care,
I promise to remember Jasper,
Whenever my stomach isn't curled,
And I promise to remember the Volturi,
Whenever someone speaks of dominating the world,
Yes, I promise to love Twilight,
Wherever I may go,
So that all may see my obssesion,
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
Twilight isn't an obssesion...
...it's a way of life, you know...