ohmi -freaking- carlise.
i have a hilarious total-Emmett-joke.
here it goes:
“An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks'. A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks' A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks'. The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah! I can have a practically dead person, bite them once and have them sucking all your blood in three days.'”