Don't call me by my real name, Charlotte. Call me BUG. Do this, and we won't have any problems.
Also, if you are in a pack or you are a Mary-Sue, don't bother talking to me or sending me a request. This is a fansite, not eHarmony. If you wanna date someone, get off the computer and go find some friends.
I don't even know why I'm here. LOL I DON'T EVEN LIKE TWILIGHT.
A lot of people get pissed at me easily. It's not that hard to.
BEST QUOTES OF ALL TIME:
: She is wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring!Alan
: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust..❞ ~The Hangover x]
: Who's Josh Groban?Sandy Ryerson
: Who is Josh Groban? Kill Yourself! He is an angel sent from heaven to deliver Platinum Records unto us. And if he were here right now I'd club you to death with his Critics' Choice Award.❞ ~Glee
: Are you Squidward?Random Guy
*Few seconds later*Patrick
: Are you Squidward now?Same Guy
: NO!!❞ ~SpongeBob Squarepants
: With imagination, I can be anything I want. A pirate. [pretends to be a pirate] Argh! A football player! [pretends to be a football player] Hup!Patrick
: A starfish!Squidward
: Patrick, you're already a starfish.Patrick
: See, Squidward, it works!❞ ~SpongeBob Squarepants
: I want to be the mom!SpongeBob
: I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt.❞ ~SpongeBob Squarepants
: Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward's been living at my house, driving me crazy! [shaking Mr. Krabs] AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIRE HIM BACK, ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!!❞ ~SpongeBob Squarepants
: Gee, Patrick, I didn't know you spoke bird.Patrick
: No, that's Italian, SpongeBob.❞ ~SpongeBob Squarepants
: [falsely polite] Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.Patrick
: Doesn't look familiar to me.Man-Ray
: What? But, I just saw you drop it. Here.Patrick
: No, it's not mine.Man-Ray
: It is yours. I am trying to be a good person in returning it to you.Patrick
: Return what to who?
[Man-Ray claps a hand over his face in frustration]Man-Ray
: [holding up ID card] Aren't you Patrick Star?Patrick
: And this is your ID.Patrick
: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.Patrick
: That makes sense to me.Man-Ray
: Then take it.Patrick
: It's not my wallet.❞ ~SpongeBob Squarepants
: He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance! On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!Patrick
: Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?
[DoodleBob crashes through the wall and grabs SpongeBob]SpongeBob
: Patrick! Patrick! Do something!Patrick
: Happy Birthday!
[DoodleBob tosses SpongeBob to the side. Patrick presents a rock to DoodleBob]Patrick
: Here's your present!
[DoodleBob takes the rock and hits Patrick on the head]Patrick
: [woozily] You're welcome.❞ ~SpongeBob Squarepants