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100 ways to annoy the Cullen's

Posted on June 13, 2009 at 1:30pm 3 Comments

100 ways to annoy the Cullen’s.



1.) Take Jasper to an African American Support center and tell everyone there his full name.



2.) Talk in a really bad Texas ancient when around Jasper.



3.) Tell Carlisle that Esme has been having an affair with Aro Volturi



4.) Dangle Alice's favorite pair of shoes over your head when you are standing on the opposite side of the boundary line.



5.) Fill Edward's iPod with rap songs



6.) Fill Emmett’s… Continue

110 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

Posted on June 9, 2009 at 10:10am 8 Comments

110 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

1. Call him Eddy, all the time

2. Give yourself a paper cut and make a point of showing him the blood, then put it in your mouth. Say, “Mmmm, Delicious! Want some?”

3. Say “you don’t look that scary”

4. Use vampire expression like “holy Dracula” and “good bye sweet Transylvania”

5. Visualize yourself naked

6. Ask him to help you do something impossible (save the world, build an atomic clock, help you with your calculus ect). When he… Continue

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My power is that I can do anyones power and better than them!
I have one sister, Alyssa Volturi.
My mom is The Real Jane Volturi.
My Dad is Scott Micheal Volturi.
I am a Half Vampire.
I don't know who my Real mom or dad is............
I love my family!
When Did You First Read Twilight (year) and how many times have you read a Twilight Book (total)?
Once a long time ago........
Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?
TEAM VOLTURI!!!
Which Character Are You Most Like?
Hmmmmm.... Thats a tough one.... Probably
Alice/Rosalie/Esme/Jane/Leah
-Laughs-
All of those are like me!
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At 10:58am on December 2, 2009, Edward Jacob Cullen said…
Hey sis
At 4:02am on October 17, 2009, Vivian said…
what's up?
At 7:14pm on July 18, 2009, prue halliwell said…
hey amber im prue
At 4:46am on June 29, 2009, Vivian said…
what's your plan for summer?:)
At 9:33pm on June 27, 2009, rensmee carlie cullen aka cookie said…
hi how are u
At 12:10pm on June 27, 2009, ღThe Real Jane Volturiღ said…
still consiter you my daughter if you are a cullen you will always be my daughter no matter what.
At 11:40am on June 27, 2009, ღThe Real Jane Volturiღ said…
thats good.
i missed u.
At 10:18am on June 27, 2009, ღThe Real Jane Volturiღ said…
Hey Amber
How is it living with the Cullens?
At 9:38am on June 27, 2009, Bella Marie Volturi said…
"Where is everyone, Amber?" I asked her.
"Are they still sleeping?" I asked her.

"Well if they are still sleeping then we have a chance to talk." I told her. -hugs Amber-
At 9:37am on June 27, 2009, Bella Marie Volturi said…
-smiles-
-walks through the door of the main house-

"Yes I am home. I am happy to be home, I am still sad but I will be fine, Angel. How are you doing Amber?" I asked.

"Are other Volturi's talking to you? because I am sorry if they are it will die know once you have loved with us for about a year. Then maybe it won't be so bad." I told her.

-hugs Amber-
At 12:53pm on June 26, 2009, Stephanie Selena Browns said…
Yeah I am, *hugs her*
At 12:35pm on June 26, 2009, Stephanie Selena Browns said…
yeah i will be ur sis-in-law
At 9:52am on June 26, 2009, ღThe Real Jane Volturiღ said…
Okay I will try.
At 2:52am on June 26, 2009, Edward Jacob Cullen said…
Wow!
At 10:01pm on June 25, 2009, Hailey Marie *Volturi* said…
*hugs* I am your anut and why are we fighting jane is my sister true same real parents
At 9:48pm on June 25, 2009, Hailey Marie *Volturi* said…
who is us *parlizes and reads mind * your very selfish......
and if u think i have no power kill me NOW but it might end badly for you
At 9:15pm on June 25, 2009, Stephanie Selena Browns said…
pHey amber whats u[
At 2:13pm on June 25, 2009, ღThe Real Jane Volturiღ said…
She does not like the Cullens. I can't make her be nice to the Cullens if she does not want tooo...
At 2:09pm on June 25, 2009, ღThe Real Jane Volturiღ said…
I can't make Hailey be nice...
At 1:59pm on June 25, 2009, Madeleine Kay said…
Hey Amber, How are you today?
 
 
 

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