I'm BA-A-CK!!!

100 ways to annoy the Cullen’s.



1.) Take Jasper to an African American Support center and tell everyone there his full name.



2.) Talk in a really bad Texas ancient when around Jasper.



3.) Tell Carlisle that Esme has been having an affair with Aro Volturi



4.) Dangle Alice's favorite pair of shoes over your head when you are standing on the opposite side of the boundary line.



5.) Fill Edward's iPod with rap songs



6.) Fill Emmett’s… Continue

110 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

1. Call him Eddy, all the time

2. Give yourself a paper cut and make a point of showing him the blood, then put it in your mouth. Say, “Mmmm, Delicious! Want some?”

3. Say “you don’t look that scary”

4. Use vampire expression like “holy Dracula” and “good bye sweet Transylvania”

5. Visualize yourself naked

6. Ask him to help you do something impossible (save the world, build an atomic clock, help you with your calculus ect). When he… Continue