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~♥TWILIGHT OATH♥~
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.
Twilight isn't an obsession...
it's a way of live you know....
Say it loud and proud! ♥
Funny And Somewhat Wierd Twilight Obsession List. ♥
You Stay Up Till Four O'clock In The Morning Redreading Your Favorite Parts In Twilight. ♥
You Can’t Remember, No Matter How Hard You Try, What You Did Before You Read Twilight. &hearts:
You Have Conversations With The Characters When You’re Alone. ♥
Your Friends Ditch You When You Talk About Twilight To Much At School. ♥
You Dream About The Cullen Family Every Night. ♥
You Made This List. ♥
Your Parents Think Your Crazy When They Ask You To Do The Dishes And You Say "Oh My Edward! Cant You See I Am Busy Reading Twilight?!" ♥
Your Room Is Covered In Twilight Posters And Everything Else That Has To Do With Twilight.♥
Your Favorite Colors Are Now Black, Red, And Golden Brown. ♥
When Teachers At School Ask You A Question At School You Dont Answer Because Your To Busy Reading Twilight, New Moon, Eclispe, Or Breaking Dawn. ♥
Everyone Thinks your Crazy When You Sit Alone At Lunch And Wait For A Beautiful Boy With Golden Brown Eyes And Reddish Brownish Hair To Come Sit By You. ♥
You Have A Copy Of One Of The Books In Front Of You Right Now. ♥
You Want To Move To Alaska Or Washington To See if You Might Run into The Cullens. ♥
Everything You See, Smell, or Taste Reminds You Of The Twilight Series. ♥
When Someone Gives You Exciting News You Dont Say Oh My Gosh Any More Your Say Oh My Edward. ♥
You Are Unnconditionly And Irrevcrolbey, In Love With A Twilight Character, ♥Edward♥
You Are Now Taking Lines From The Book.
You Try Not To Think Of Edward To Much Because He Might Here You And That Would Be Embarrsing. ♥
People Are Now Scared Of You Because Of Your Crazy Obsession Over Twilight.♥
You Love Stephenie Meyer For Writing Twilght.♥
Your computer dictionary knows words such as Volturi and Volterra. ♥
You support the “Make Edward change Bella into a vampire” club. ♥
You think only losers hate Twilight. ♥
You love Jacob but would kill Bella if she picked him over Edward. ♥
Your mom called Edward, Edwin and you went to your room and wouldn't come out .♥
Your mom said werewolves and vampires were the same and you gave her the silent treatment. ♥
Your dad has to keep reminding you its fiction. You deny it. ♥
You truly cried when you saw Edward's hair for the Twilight movie. ♥
Since reading the series, you've been getting clumsier and clumsier. ♥
Every time you hear or see the name "Edward" you totally spaz out. ♥
You have a countdown till the next movie.&hearts.
You cry every time you read the part in New Moon when Edward leaves Bella, even though you know it's going to happen, And then you throw it at the wall. ♥
People have to leave the room when you read New Moon because you yell at the book. ♥
You have a road trip planned to drive to Forks, Washington, dance around the high school finding all of Bella's classes, locate her house and try to brake in, ♥
You Want To Buy A Truck The Excactally Like Bellas. ♥
When someone says, "What's New?" you say "New Moon."♥
You plan to name your children after the Cullens. ♥
You suggested making the Twilight series part of your school's required reading.♥
It is impossible to go more than 5 hours without talking to someone about Twilight. ♥
You have a plan to kidnap the president of summit entertainment and force him to change the casting. And make him put you and your friends in the meadow scene as extras.♥
You spent hours online, searching Stephenie's and other fansites for slightest clue of whom would play the Cullens. You were disappointed.♥
You googled Volterra, Italy. Just to see how much plane tickets would be, and how much a hotel would cost there. ♥
You've taken a million online tests to see which character you're most like, and you always seem to get the one you want. ♥
You feel like this series is ruling everything you do, and taking over your life, but you dont care.♥
You decided on your college education the very minute you heard Edward has been to medical school. ♥
The only things you've eaten in months have been Mushroom Ravioli and Strawberry Pop-Tarts.♥
You see an exceptionally pale person on the street and immediately think and/or scream, “VAMPIRE! VAMPIRE!!” ♥
You want to move to Forks, Washington. ♥
You want to name your son Edward/Emmett/Jasper/Carlisle/Charlie and your daughter Bella/Alice/Rosalie/Esme/Renee.♥
You look around excitedly whenever you hear someone call, “Edward!” ♥
You’re spending less time in the sun to make yourself pale.♥
You believe you can smell someone’s blood who is sitting next to you or weirder, someone sitting across the room.♥
You are suddenly listening to fifties music and think the sixties and seventies music sucks, but feel the eighties were ‘bearable.' ♥
You hunt down Stephenie Meyer to hone your tracking abilities(and also to force info on new books out of her!) ♥
You all of a sudden go hiking frequently, looking for vampires and werewolves and, of course, Edward’s meadow.♥
On your 18th birthday, you ask for no presents and fight back tears all day.♥
You want your first house to be in the middle of nowhere,
and you plan to take out several walls to make one, big, open room.♥
You want to go play baseball in the rain for two reasons: One, the Cullens do it, so why not? And two: MAYBE JAMES/VICTORIA/LAURENT WILL BE NEARBY AND WANT TO COME PLAY AND COINCEDENTALLY DECIDE THAT YOU SMELL TOO GOOD TO LIVE!!♥
You prick your finger and instead of running for a Band-Aid, you wave it around and scream, “HEY! BLOOD!” ♥
You find out where the movie is being filmed and want to move there.♥
You spend endless hours on YouTube watching other people’s Twilight movies.♥
You visit Stephenie's website everyday.♥
After reading Twilight, you examine your quieter classmates/coworkers more closely to see if they exhibit vampire qualities. ♥
You see someone staring at you in frustration and believe they are trying to read your mind.♥
You now frequently have dreams involving vampires, werewolves and how they will fall desperately in love with you. ♥
You chose to sit next to the only empty seat in biology class so that if a beautiful, pale boy enrolls in your school, he has no choice but to sit by you. ♥
You want to walk onto the Twilight Movie set and have the producers see you and scream, “SCREW KRISTEN STEWART! WE’VE FOUND OUR PERFECT BELLA!”♥
You refuse to go to school on sunny days. Cuz then the REAL vampires in your school will believe you ARE a vamp, too, and want to hang with you. ♥
You see a depressed girl at school and believe that her vampire soulmate has left her. And that makes you insanely jealous that she even MET him. ♥
There are a bunch of killings in your area and though the reports say it’s a serial killer, you know the TRUE story. (There are a bunch of newly turned vampires in your city. DUH.) ♥
╔══╦══╦══╗ You Have Been diagnosed
║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ With Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder! YAY! ♥
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p.s i really like yor page :]
how are you?????/
It's really great that you occupy yourself with reading!!!
It;s very good for your educaton...
And I am in love with Edward too....but now I felll in love with another really cute guy as well..Alexander Rybak....!!!
Thanx for your add.....
I really like your page as well...
I have to admit that even if I hate Jacob..Taylor is very HOT ad handsome..I like his pics..but I think that he looks awful with long hair...
Are u really 11??You are younger than my brother and you've read the whole saga????
Plus....you are in love with Edward???
That seem a little weird to me but I guess it's none of my business..Hehehehe!!!
Where are u from??
See u soon..!! :D
oh thats so cool.......
its okay
how are you????
cool
were both 12.........
im coming to be 13 this july......
you??
lol......
im 12.
you???
thanks for the pic...........
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